...i had to take a shit in a country park today...my ass was so cold, and the steam given off from my load could have driven a turbine producing enough energy to power a small town for several weeks. who else has taken a shit somewhere other than a toilet?



PS. i wiped my ass with with a copy of the college paper...thank god their budget aint much and the paper it's printed on is soft and supple

Aaron and CarrieCeeLee might be interested in this thread...

i've taken a shit on every country road and in every cornfield from Michigan to Missouri.


sometimes you have to sacrifice a sock (or two) or a pair of undies for the cause...

i have a lot of stories to tell about this, but i think i'll show a rare moment of restraint

OMG...how funny that we have 2 shitting threads!

I've always pooped in a toilet and mainly MY toilet. I've been known to not go for a week if I'm not home. I can't help it

Oh, and I STRONGLY encourage people to use baby wipes. TP just isn't enough to get the job done. Try them, then you'll know!

Dear God, if the mods. are going to lock any threads at all today, please let it be THIS one. Amen

AaronAlmighty said:

Aw, hell, Aaron--wtf, this is a shitty org day . It needs improvement!!

CarrieLee said:

Me too...if I'm away from home for too many days, I'll die from constipation!

I once took a shit in an old abandoned factory when i was 8ish (i was desperate!)

i returned 2 weeks later to check out my droppings, to find it had sprouted gray hairs and gone mouldy!

Marrk said:

GROSS!

I quite often go right in my pants.

You can tell when I reach for the newspaper...

This thread is the SHIT! :LOL:

Paisley said:

Sweeny79 said:

hmm...on my teacher's desk.

TweetyBird said:

Oh my lawrd that's nasty ya funky little bird