I can.

Here, I'll show you a few tricks.

For the best effect, scroll down slowly.

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Firstly, here's a mixed up Rubik's cube.



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Now, I place it in this box...



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And, hey nonny, nonny. It comes out as a cat!



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Now, for my next trick, I'll saw a lady in half.

First, I find the lady...



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Then I cut her into two.



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But don't worry, because within seconds...



She's back in one piece, totally relaxed (ish).

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And for my final trick...

Here's a ship.



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And now, it's gone!!!





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So, are there any other magicians out there, like me?

I can pull my right thumb off.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Can I pull you off?

I can roll my belly!

Haystack said:

Gladly!..


I can do that too Althom! kills my stomach muscles if I do it for a prolonged period of time though.

I can do magic! I am going to saw 2the9s in half.



Thankyou

Here's another trick.


Firstly, here's a lovely, refreshing glass of water.




But with the wave of my magic wand...

















It turns into a beautiful crate of wine!

Lleena said:

Haystack... you are truly the David Copperfield of the Org

(I can only make several pints of beer disappear, if that counts)

althom said:

What has Alan Partridge done to Sylvester McCoy as Dr.Who?

Here's althom;




But...






If I say the magic words 'Izzy Wizzy, let's kill Sooty'...













He turns into side-street.

And now for something for you adults - a magic circumcision (using links only).


Firstly, here's a foreskin covered penis;

http://www.infocirc.org/m...normal.jpg


But, with a wave of My magic cock...
















Ta - da!!!!

http://www.bettydodson.co...gy3aaa.jpg


Damn, wrong trick!

Hey, Wow!

Check out the adverts that appear on this page.

Now that is magic!

Haystack said:

That's the most painful magic show I've ever seen.

Here's a neat magic trick.

i can pull a song out of my ass . . .


does that count?

I use my staff...



I'm usually needed for exorcising possessed folks.



But my duties also go towards chasing off big fell beasts...



...casting protective circles around me and lighting dark places.





Blessed be!

I'm new at this stuff, but, I'll give it a whirl.

See this ant





After I wiggle my fingers over the insect and concentrate, it turns into a




















Damn!! let me try that again!


I wiggle my fingers and concentrate and the ant has now transformed into.....







TAH DAH!!













a turquoise crayon!



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sinisterpentatonic said:

wow...i wish i could do dat

lilmissmissy said:

Did you put the ship in the Bermuda Triangle???

luv4u said:

A good magician never reveals his secrets.

And neither does a crap one, like me.

Haystack said:

no no, right trick, right trick!!

just do it again, slooooowly, so i can watch your, uh..., technique!

Some magic tricks.



only for male adults


http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk02.jpg

AND

http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk03.jpg

BUT ALSO

http://www.adultfun.be/pl...ruuk04.jpg


HAVE FUN!!!

Haystack said:

The google ads are always (within reason) related to the thread topic, by design I would imagine.

I can't do any magic but I can make a dog do metalwork.

I can make chocolate disappear!

UptownDeb said:

Funny, so can I.

Cloudbuster said:

Yeah, up your arse!!!

I know how to hide the wang. But that's about it.