listen, i am quite the confusion because there is talk that i am some kind of crazy cybil person and i want to de-smell some rumors right now, i mean it i am hopping MAD and do not have the patience for so much crazy talk especially because i just read babsy striesands had a panic room built in her house which means only one thing: SPIDERS

i will not tolerate it, no

I AM NOT A MONKEY. THAT IS CRAZY. DO I LOOK LIKE A MONKEY? DO I LOOK LIKE A MULE???

maybe YOU are the mule. do you ever think about that? think about it at night sometime, you will be scared i promise.

i held a meeting with my uncle sodapop and my cousin couponita and they told me not to go pubic with my rage, and okay it was not really a meeting we were just having dinner but mama made some nasty meatloaf out of old french fries from white castle and i think some spicy-ass alpo or something - WE DID NOT EAT IT BUT DO NOT TELL MAMA - so i like to call it a meeting, and i told them i would not sexpress my rage at this rediculousfulness but i can not help it I WILL NOT BE UNDERSTOOD BY ANY OF YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME??? I HAVE HAD IT

spock the monkey does not know genitelles.

aarroonn does not know genitelles.

BRIAN FELLOWS KNOWS ALL GENITELLES, I CRITIQUE THEM, I JUGGLE THEM LIKE DAMN CHAINSAWS IN FRONT OF KITTENS

i cannot say but one thing and that is i hope i have made myself anything but perfectly clear

I'M BRIAN FELLOW!!!

ARE you?!?

i dunno brian, am i brian fellow? btw, tell couponita i said hi.

Couponita is currently in labor. I do not seem to be sade about it, but she has been in labor for the last seven weeks and it looks like she is giving birth to a coffee table, it is insane and I do not want to talk about it but she says what's up

BrianFellows said:

twat

I am thee epitomy of everything classy never trashy sexy and never not tempting

Too funny! SCORE 10 1/2

You know you have got a point there.

Brian, it's good to finally see someone talking sense on here. there has been a lot of nonsense in the air lately and we need more of your down-to-earth, common sense reminders. kudos to you, sir, for setting the record straight!