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celebrity foreskin auction ok... so i've been collecting foreskins for many years now... and as i'm currently a little strapped for cash... i've decided to auction them off... we got
willie nelson's foreskin: .. my plan was to stretch it out over the years, grow my hair long, and wear it as a headband... hoping one day someone would come up to me and say "that headband makes you look like willie nelson" brad pitt's foreskin: my girlfriend has been wearing it as a toe ring steve erwin's foreskin: has a rough and leathery feel to it jimi hendrix's foreskin: i've been using it on my car as a fan belt margaret thatcher's foreskin: long story i also have many more in my collection... so if there's a particular foreskin you're after... let me know... and i'll see what i can do k... bid away  | |
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Do you have Janet Jackson's?
I'd pay to see that | |
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MrBliss said: willie nelson's foreskin: .. my plan was to stretch it out over the years, grow my hair long, and wear it as a headband... hoping one day someone would come up to me and say "that headband makes you look like willie nelson" ... or just shout 'dickhead' behind your back? ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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£300 for hendrix NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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MrBliss said: ok... so i've been collecting foreskins for many years now... and as i'm currently a little strapped for cash... i've decided to auction them off... we got
willie nelson's foreskin: .. my plan was to stretch it out over the years, grow my hair long, and wear it as a headband... hoping one day someone would come up to me and say "that headband makes you look like willie nelson" brad pitt's foreskin: my girlfriend has been wearing it as a toe ring steve erwin's foreskin: has a rough and leathery feel to it jimi hendrix's foreskin: i've been using it on my car as a fan belt margaret thatcher's foreskin: long story i also have many more in my collection... so if there's a particular foreskin you're after... let me know... and i'll see what i can do k... bid away How fantastic would that look on e-bay NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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MrBliss said: ok... so i've been collecting foreskins for many years now... and as i'm currently a little strapped for cash... i've decided to auction them off... we got
willie nelson's foreskin: .. my plan was to stretch it out over the years, grow my hair long, and wear it as a headband... hoping one day someone would come up to me and say "that headband makes you look like willie nelson" brad pitt's foreskin: my girlfriend has been wearing it as a toe ring steve erwin's foreskin: has a rough and leathery feel to it jimi hendrix's foreskin: i've been using it on my car as a fan belt margaret thatcher's foreskin: long story i also have many more in my collection... so if there's a particular foreskin you're after... let me know... and i'll see what i can do k... bid away cant you just sell unopened copys of 1999 new master instead?  | |
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Nikster said: Do you have Janet Jackson's?
I'd pay to see that it might be under the bed... i'll just check | |
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CAMILLE4U said: £300 for hendrix
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MrBliss said: Nikster said: Do you have Janet Jackson's?
I'd pay to see that it might be under the bed... i'll just check sorry... i don't have it ... but i managed to locate michaels... it looks quite odd though... evidently he had some work done on it before they lopped it off | |
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Heh, I want Maggies foreskin for sure...
PS I like the way that you made Brad Pitts foreskin so small that it can fit round your g/friends toe, and Jimis so big that it powers your car!! No mistaking who u favour!!! | |
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are they all guaranteed 100% chewable? |
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Can you get me Brain Mays. (It's just that I need a new swimming cap) [This message was edited Tue May 20 3:59:06 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Marrk said: are they all guaranteed 100% chewable?
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CAMILLE4U said: Can you get me Brain Mays. (It's just that I need a new swimming cap)
[This message was edited Tue May 20 3:59:06 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] sure! and if you need a wetsuit i've got mark wahlberg's | |
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MrBliss said: Marrk said: are they all guaranteed 100% chewable?
OK if i eat Hendrix old foreskin, will i gain his guitar playing powers? |
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Marrk said: MrBliss said: Marrk said: are they all guaranteed 100% chewable?
OK if i eat Hendrix old foreskin, will i gain his guitar playing powers? nope... not that i've tried it or anything  | |
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Marrk said: MrBliss said: Marrk said: are they all guaranteed 100% chewable?
OK if i eat Hendrix old foreskin, will i gain his guitar playing powers? No but you'll get seriouly high.  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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i got David Bowie's:
one side is blue, the other is green i also have Jack Nicholson's: it's been nominated for an oscar 8 times ---------------------------------
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That's just nasty. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Sorry, don't need any of them...I have Michale Jacksons, that CutePuppy uses as a dog chew
and...I got Steve Martins which I use as a shower cap... | |
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I want YOUR foreskin _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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i had the high bid on Prince's forskin but lost out.
The seller said it smelled like rose petals  ---------------------------------
Funny and charming as usual | |
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jthad1129 said: i had the high bid on Prince's forskin but lost out.
The seller said it smelled like rose petals So he is Jewish now? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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welcome, back bliss...missed ya Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I'd like to bid on all of the above...
but only after I've seen some photographic evidence that they are the genuine article. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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I'm not impressed. Show me John Holmes on your list or Tommy Lee and then we're in business. *~* +*+ *?*
 If your Thirsty, I can be Friday, we can go out Saturday for a Sunday.  | |
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Therapy said: PS I like the way that you made Brad Pitts foreskin so small that it can fit round your g/friends toe, and Jimis so big that it powers your car!! No mistaking who u favour!!! Ditto. I know Jimi had a huge schlong, but Brad packs some meat himself. He does in the photo's I've got anyway!  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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