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Thread started 12/15/17 5:49am

KingBAD

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eat right....

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp.

The small one turns to the big one and says;

"I don't understand how you can be so much

bigger than me.

We're the same age,

we were the same size as kids...

I just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator,

"what have you been eating?" "Lawyers, same as you,"

replies the small alligator.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone

to unlock the door.

Then I jump out, bite 'em,

shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator,

"I think I see your problem.

See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit

out of a lawyer,

there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 12/15/17 5:58am

HuMpThAnG

lol

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #2 posted 12/15/17 6:54am

RodeoSchro

biggrin

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Reply #3 posted 12/15/17 8:33am

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Image result for alligator laughing gif

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #4 posted 12/15/17 12:24pm

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lol
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Reply #5 posted 12/15/17 1:03pm

RodeoSchro

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three.


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?


Man: About 20 years, I suppose.


Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month
at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?


Man: Correct.


Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?


Man: Correct.


Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?


Man: Do you drink beer?


Woman: No.


Man: Where is your airplane?

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Reply #6 posted 12/15/17 5:38pm

morningsong

lol lol lol lol

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Reply #7 posted 12/15/17 7:06pm

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canada

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