Jill goes home one night

with a guy she met at a club.

He's tall, super hot,

and seems different than most

guys she meets.

They arrive at his place and

head straight to his room.

Jill can't help but notice a

shelf full of teddy bears.

On the bottom are small teddy bears,

on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears,

and finally, on the top are large teddy bears,

all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he is

sentimental and sweet,

and isn't afraid to show it.

Her heart melts and she wants to

give him the best night of his life.

She gives him a bl*wjob,

and lets him really give it to her,

and even takes it in the rear!

In the morning, she slowly gets dressed,

and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?"

He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all.

Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"

BADD!!!