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KingBAD

sports fans... FUTEBOL, BASEBALL, GOLFIN, ALL RIGHT HERE!!!

A man joins a soccer team

and his new teammates inform him,

"At your first team dinner as the new guy,

you will have to give us a talk about sex."

The evening arrives and he gives a detailed,

humorous account of his sex life.

When he got home,

his wife asked how the evening went

and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain

exactly what happened, he said,

"Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting,"

his wife thought this a little peculiar

but said nothing more and went to sleep.

The next day she bumped into one of his

new teammates at the supermarket and asked,

"I heard my husband had to make a speech last night.

How did it go?"

His mate said smiling,

'Oh, it was excellent!

Your husband is clearly very experienced!."

The wife looked confused and replied to his mate,

"Strange, he has only done it twice

and the second time he was sick."

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A wife comes home late one night

and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs

instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and

starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,

she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there,

reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling,

your parents have come to visit us,

so I let them stay in our bedroom.

Did you say hello?"

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day,

their passions overcame them in the office

and they took off for her house.

Exhausted from the afternoon's activities,

they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes,

he told the woman to take his shoes outside

and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Confused, she nonetheless complied and

he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?"

demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man,

"I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair

with my secretary.

I fell asleep in her bed

and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,

"You liar! You've been playing golf!"

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 10/06/17 5:11am

HuMpThAnG

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lol

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #2 posted 10/06/17 12:42pm

XxAxX

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doh! lol

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Reply #3 posted 10/06/17 3:36pm

KingBAD

XxAxX said:

doh! lol

batting eyes

lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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