I asked a Chinese girl for her number.

She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"

Then her friend said,

"She means 666-3629."

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,

are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them,

and the beech says to the birch,

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell,

but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch,

It is, however, the best piece of ash

I have ever poked my pecker into."

BADD!!!

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Question:
What’s the best part about getting HEAD?

Answer:
The conversation.

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Q: What do you get when you turn a blonde upside-down?

A: A brunette with bad breath...

purplethunder3121 said:

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Question:
What’s the best part about getting HEAD?

Answer:
The conversation.

.................................................................................

Q: What do you get when you turn a blonde upside-down?

A: A brunette with bad breath...

purplethunder3121 said:

.................................................................................

Question:
What’s the best part about getting HEAD?

Answer:
The conversation.

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Q: What do you get when you turn a blonde upside-down?

A: A brunette with bad breath...

I needed that 'stoopid' laugh very much. Thank you.