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Thread started 03/17/17 7:31am

KingBAD

"I COULD NEVER TAKE THE PLACE OF...."

In a tiny village lived an old maid.

In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.

She was very proud of it.

She knew her last days were getting closer,

so she told the local undertaker that she wanted

the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully,

and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.

The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were,

they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #1 posted 03/17/17 8:31am

HuMpThAnG

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lol

BADD!!! cool

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Reply #2 posted 03/17/17 9:04am

morningsong

lol lol
For the 75th time. DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
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Reply #3 posted 03/18/17 7:00pm

XxAxX

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doh!

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Reply #4 posted 03/18/17 10:09pm

purplethunder3
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spit

Still running
Still running
Still running...to stand still.
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