So the married couple decided that they would try this. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more."

So the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "Why don't you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing."

The doctor warned them, "This much could kill you if you're not prepared," and the husband replied "I'm ready."

So the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn't feel a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor.

When they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!