Drummer Joke #1

What does every drummer say when you ask him how many drums he uses?

Nothing, because drummers can't count.

Drummer Joke #2

7thday: Hey Dave Grohl, you're a drummer, and I hear you collect drummer jokes, so tell me a drummer joke!

Dave Grohl: OK 7thday, no problem, here we go: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

7thday: I don't know.

Dave Grohl: 44! Get it?

7thday: No.

Dave Grohl: Neither do I, I'm a drummer, and I have no idea how to tell a joke!

(And yes, I've submitted these jokes to Dave Grohl's facebook.)

(Willie Nelson too, because he loves jokes.)

(Was Prince related to Willie Nelson?)

Ouch!

Someone posted a meme the other day that had a smiling Dave Grohl saying, "I was in two legendary bands!" and Eric Clapton smirking and saying, "B**** please".

LOL, "two legendary bands". That's a good one!