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Thread started 05/24/16 12:23pm

KingBAD

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shit happens

First off, I am or will be okay.

I had a terrible accident yesterday,

but I am doing better now.

I decided to go horseback riding,

which I haven't done in quite a while.

Well, I got on the horse and started out slow,

and then we went a little faster,

and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.

All of a sudden I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup

and the horse was dragging me around in a circle.

It wouldn't stop, it just kept going around and around.

Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out

and unplugged the carousel.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #1 posted 05/24/16 1:07pm

luv4u

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Oh come on now, seen that posted on the net. Nice try lol

canada

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Reply #2 posted 05/24/16 1:59pm

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I haven't seen it. Had me going for half a second. razz lol

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Reply #3 posted 05/24/16 5:18pm

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biggrin biggrin At your age that must be quite dangerous.

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Reply #4 posted 05/24/16 5:32pm

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luv4u said:

Oh come on now, seen that posted on the net. Nice try lol

i prolly saw it where you say it...

nothin ever happens to me that

i would put on the org...

y'all don't respond well to stories

of bullet holes and what comes after....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #5 posted 05/24/16 5:34pm

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luv4u said:

Oh come on now, seen that posted on the net. Nice try lol

and who da fukkk in they right mind

can see me ridin a horse???

that shit went out with the

kings long past...

i don't eem do pagentry

lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #6 posted 05/24/16 6:18pm

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KingBAD said:

First off, I am or will be okay.

I had a terrible accident yesterday,

but I am doing better now.

I decided to go horseback riding,

which I haven't done in quite a while.

Well, I got on the horse and started out slow,

and then we went a little faster,

and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.

All of a sudden I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup

and the horse was dragging me around in a circle.

It wouldn't stop, it just kept going around and around.

Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out

and unplugged the carousel.



You. Need. Yo. Azz. KICKED! lol

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #7 posted 05/24/16 6:39pm

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KingBAD said:

luv4u said:

Oh come on now, seen that posted on the net. Nice try lol

and who da fukkk in they right mind

can see me ridin a horse???

that shit went out with the

kings long past...

i don't eem do pagentry

lol lol lol lol lol lol



falloff

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Reply #8 posted 05/24/16 9:53pm

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lol Reminds me that it's been 2 long since I've been on a bouncy castle. LOVE a bouncy castle wink
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Reply #9 posted 05/24/16 10:40pm

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KingBAD said:

First off, I am or will be okay.

I had a terrible accident yesterday,

but I am doing better now.

I decided to go horseback riding,

which I haven't done in quite a while.

Well, I got on the horse and started out slow,

and then we went a little faster,

and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.

All of a sudden I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup

and the horse was dragging me around in a circle.

It wouldn't stop, it just kept going around and around.

Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out

and unplugged the carousel.

Damn, I sent this joke to my son and it scared him until the punch-line because I actually ride horses. eek falloff

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Reply #10 posted 05/25/16 4:42am

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purplethunder3121 said:

I haven't seen it. Had me going for half a second. razz lol

me too! i was thinking OMG!! falloff

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Reply #11 posted 05/26/16 6:17am

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XxAxX said:

purplethunder3121 said:

I haven't seen it. Had me going for half a second. razz lol

me too! i was thinking OMG!! falloff

et tu Brut'e???

lol lol lol

come now...

me.... a horse... and me on it....

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