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PurpleJedi

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GUYS: 5 tips to up your game

The Science of Sexy: 5 Tips to Make Yourself More Attractive



#5. Master Your Facial Hair

According to sensual research conducted in Australia, so you know it's life-or-death awesome, women rate heavy stubble as the most attractive kind of facial hair a man can have, above full beards, light stubble, and clean-shaven. Rick from The Walking Dead is a nonstop Big O for the ladies. Plus, it's great for scratching itches!

#4. Don't Smile (Unless You're a Woman)

Sociologists in British Colombia, Canada's hotbed of sex science, conducted a study that showed men who smile are less attractive to women overall than men who opt for a more brooding or swaggering expression, which you can safely assume means men who act like vampires or pirates are where it's at, and, let's be honest, that makes sense in Hollywood terms.

#3. Get a Dog

According to a study that compared dudes asking for things like bus fare or phone numbers without a dog and then with a dog, men are three times more likely to score a phone number if they have a dog with them. That's impressive as hell. The numbers break down to about 1-in-4 women asked giving over their numbers to a dog walker. Think of how many you could rack up in a day at that rate? Several, probably! Unless you live at an all-boys school or in prison or something, in which case you've got bigger problems to deal with than finding a dog to score you some booty.


#2. Talk Like a Man (Unless You're a Woman)

Changing the pitch of your voice can therefore alter people's perception of you, as long you don't do it in the wrong way. A man with a high-pitched voice is attractive to fewer people (sorry, Truman Capote) and a woman with a voice like a semi-truck is just as unlucky in love (sorry, Bea Arthur). This is why Barry White is the soundtrack to love: he sounds like a blue whale digesting red wine and chocolate.

#1. Color Your World Red

Women shown photos of men against a red background and a white background routinely rate the red one as more attractive, even if it's the same guy. Conversely, straight men couldn't tell the difference between the man on red versus the man on white, meaning it's likely linked to sexual attraction.







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So...what do you think?

Is any of this legit in your experience/opinion?



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Reply #1 posted 07/05/15 12:38pm

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This reminds me of a book by Ice T that I read years ago.
His advice to young men was "Read some books & wash that ass" lol
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
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Reply #2 posted 07/05/15 1:00pm

JoeTyler

6.get biceps, but not mega-biceps

7.act like you don't care about sex

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Reply #3 posted 07/05/15 10:06pm

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8. conceal your collection of Dexter lego action figures before she comes over for dinner

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Reply #4 posted 07/05/15 11:25pm

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9. Make a grotesquely huge amount of money and then......

10. elminate all other previous tips thus making the number nine tip number 1.

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Reply #5 posted 07/06/15 5:44am

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lol

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Reply #6 posted 07/06/15 3:40pm

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Master your facial hair

Every non-imagninative, sheeple-like, hipster wannabe man in the UK is growing a beard at the moment because its apparently the "in" thing. I swear people will do anything if they're told its fashionable or cool....I pray that there's someone in a room somewhere whose going "what can we get these idiots to do next? Oh, I know, lets see if they will all grow Bee Gee beards again, that'll be funny, we can flog them shit like beard oil and stuff, hahahahahaha"

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Reply #7 posted 07/08/15 8:08pm

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DaveT said:

Master your facial hair

Every non-imagninative, sheeple-like, hipster wannabe man in the UK is growing a beard at the moment because its apparently the "in" thing. I swear people will do anything if they're told its fashionable or cool....I pray that there's someone in a room somewhere whose going "what can we get these idiots to do next? Oh, I know, lets see if they will all grow Bee Gee beards again, that'll be funny, we can flog them shit like beard oil and stuff, hahahahahaha"


falloff

Sorry guys, beards are over



With the advent of the yuccie—that is, the Young Urban Creative—there’s been a slow demise of the hipster tribe, with millennials now flocking toward more sophisticated shores.


from MASHABLE

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Reply #8 posted 07/08/15 10:23pm

uPtoWnNY

Fuck all that shit, just make sure your wallet's phat.

I work in midtown NYC and I see ugly, overweight, pimple-faced mfers (in fancy suits) with females way too hot for them. It looks like a kidnapping. lol

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Reply #9 posted 07/09/15 4:09am

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Not sure about the dog part at all. Having a dog means you're never really going to get to have long dates, sleep at the other person's place or anything like that. Not to mention the woman might want to share the bed with you and the dog, which is just weird for a non-dog owner like me. Whenever I'm interested in someone and see pictures of their dog on Facebook I get instantly suspicious. I think I prefer single moms over dog owners at this point. lol

My previous gf had a big dog that needed to be "walked" 3-4 times a day. The only reason why it worked out ok was because we happened to live two blocks away from each other.

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Reply #10 posted 07/09/15 5:54am

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uPtoWnNY said:

Fuck all that shit, just make sure your wallet's phat.

I work in midtown NYC and I see ugly, overweight, pimple-faced mfers (in fancy suits) with females way too hot for them. It looks like a kidnapping. lol


falloff

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Reply #11 posted 07/09/15 5:55am

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novabrkr said:

Not sure about the dog part at all. Having a dog means you're never really going to get to have long dates, sleep at the other person's place or anything like that. Not to mention the woman might want to share the bed with you and the dog, which is just weird for a non-dog owner like me. Whenever I'm interested in someone and see pictures of their dog on Facebook I get instantly suspicious. I think I prefer single moms over dog owners at this point. lol

My previous gf had a big dog that needed to be "walked" 3-4 times a day. The only reason why it worked out ok was because we happened to live two blocks away from each other.


I was more surprised at the "Don't Smile" bit.

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Reply #12 posted 07/09/15 5:57am

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Get that messy hair look happening
Wear tight pants that extentuate your Buldge n Arse
Stop taking selfies
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Reply #13 posted 07/09/15 10:02am

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ThisOne said:

Get that messy hair look happening Wear tight pants that extentuate your Buldge n Arse Stop taking selfies



lol

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Reply #14 posted 07/10/15 3:46am

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I give the 5-tips a SOLID 2-stars out of 10-stars...A lot of Dudes do most of the Cooking & Cleaning in relationships now-a-days..A Lot of Women (Especially Black Women) are making more money now-a-days...Black folks are now into doing the "extended family" thing where the Ex is coming over now becuz they share kids and everybody is Cool with it.....All of what I mentioned is Attractive to some but is a turn-off to others...If a Woman don't mind sitting on her behind while her Man Cooks dinner then she better not say a word if he Smiles like Jimmy Carter...

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Reply #15 posted 07/12/15 2:27pm

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PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.

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Reply #16 posted 07/12/15 2:27pm

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Oh, and wash your ass.

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Reply #17 posted 07/12/15 3:08pm

JoeTyler

paintedlady said:

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

ah, still dick-obsessed, eh? good, good! I don't trust women who don't like to suck razz

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Reply #18 posted 07/12/15 4:17pm

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paintedlady said:

PFFT!!!!





1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.




2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.




Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.




If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.


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Reply #19 posted 07/13/15 10:21am

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paintedlady said:

PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.


spit falloff

paintedlady is in the house!

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Reply #20 posted 07/13/15 11:14am

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paintedlady said:

PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.

falloff I can't breath... lol lol lol

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Reply #21 posted 07/14/15 1:14am

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Chancellor said:

I give the 5-tips a SOLID 2-stars out of 10-stars...A lot of Dudes do most of the Cooking & Cleaning in relationships now-a-days..A Lot of Women (Especially Black Women) are making more money now-a-days...Black folks are now into doing the "extended family" thing where the Ex is coming over now becuz they share kids and everybody is Cool with it.....All of what I mentioned is Attractive to some but is a turn-off to others...If a Woman don't mind sitting on her behind while her Man Cooks dinner then she better not say a word if he Smiles like Jimmy Carter...



I'm not sure the "extended family" is working but... lol

I think you are on point about men learning a mechanic / household skills

One of the things that was important to me when I married, I wanted a man who knew how to fix shit. The "suits" are all fine and good but a brotha that could build, replace, or repair almost anything in a home, was a keeper. I didn't want a man who had to thumb through the yellow papges when a light bulb went out. lol


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Reply #22 posted 07/14/15 7:25am

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I'm so easy

1. Seek out my company, don't avoid me or you can go to hell
2. Show me that you desire how - a grope in the kitchen to show what's coming later is all I need.

Aside from that a coffee in the morning and rum at night and all is good in the world, until of course I don't have any of those three and misery sets in and everyone can go to hell bawl
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Reply #23 posted 07/15/15 3:54pm

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TD3 said:

Chancellor said:

I give the 5-tips a SOLID 2-stars out of 10-stars...A lot of Dudes do most of the Cooking & Cleaning in relationships now-a-days..A Lot of Women (Especially Black Women) are making more money now-a-days...Black folks are now into doing the "extended family" thing where the Ex is coming over now becuz they share kids and everybody is Cool with it.....All of what I mentioned is Attractive to some but is a turn-off to others...If a Woman don't mind sitting on her behind while her Man Cooks dinner then she better not say a word if he Smiles like Jimmy Carter...



I'm not sure the "extended family" is working but... lol

I think you are on point about men learning a mechanic / household skills

One of the things that was important to me when I married, I wanted a man who knew how to fix shit. The "suits" are all fine and good but a brotha that could build, replace, or repair almost anything in a home, was a keeper. I didn't want a man who had to thumb through the yellow papges when a light bulb went out. lol


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I fixed the clothes dryer at my old house with a screwdriver and a youtube video.

batting eyes

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Reply #24 posted 07/15/15 8:44pm

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PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:



I'm not sure the "extended family" is working but... lol

I think you are on point about men learning a mechanic / household skills

One of the things that was important to me when I married, I wanted a man who knew how to fix shit. The "suits" are all fine and good but a brotha that could build, replace, or repair almost anything in a home, was a keeper. I didn't want a man who had to thumb through the yellow papges when a light bulb went out. lol


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I fixed the clothes dryer at my old house with a screwdriver and a youtube video.

batting eyes



A man after my own heart... love2

lol



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Reply #25 posted 07/16/15 2:16pm

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PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.



shave your own pussy

if i'm shaving the pussy... you're paying for the pizza talk to the hand

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Reply #26 posted 07/16/15 3:22pm

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TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:



I fixed the clothes dryer at my old house with a screwdriver and a youtube video.

batting eyes



A man after my own heart... love2

lol




lick

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Reply #27 posted 07/16/15 3:24pm

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MoBettaBliss said:

paintedlady said:

PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.



shave your own pussy

if i'm shaving the pussy... you're paying for the pizza talk to the hand


falloff

F*ck that! I can't shave my own face without cutting myself...I don't want that kind of pressure nor liability!!!

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Reply #28 posted 07/17/15 6:49am

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Here's my advice, and it's worked for me 100% so far. smile

Be generally very nice, but don't ever be too nice for too long in one stretch. Occasionally be mean, selfish, unreasonable or whatever failing you prefer, and then be really good at apologising. You can come out of it appearing even nicer than before, which is far better than hitting a plateau of niceness with nowhere to go. Who doesn't like being right? You can be wrong and provide that great feeling. Like Homer Simpson you can mess up, and really quite frequently, but if when it really counts you come through it's like a wonderful surprise to her and she'll love you even more for being an adorable fuckup she can't help but want to root for.

Have a full beard when you meet. If she still likes you then you'll always have all facial hair configurations as viable options. While I'm on the subject, I had a beard before they were trendy and I'll have one well after they're totally played out, dammit.

Find little things you can do for her so she likes having you around and finds you useful. For just one example, I keep our wash baskets up on top of one of the cupboards. My wife's only just over 5ft tall so of course she can't reach them. I'm always on hand to get them down for her. It's just a small thing, but it shows how indispensable I am.

There's more to it than just the above, of course, but I think that's the important stuff covered. smile

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Reply #29 posted 07/17/15 6:55am

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paintedlady said:

PFFT!!!!

1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.

2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.

Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.

If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways.

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words to live by lol

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