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GUYS: 5 tips to up your game The Science of Sexy: 5 Tips to Make Yourself More Attractive
According to sensual research conducted in Australia, so you know it's life-or-death awesome, women rate heavy stubble as the most attractive kind of facial hair a man can have, above full beards, light stubble, and clean-shaven. Rick from The Walking Dead is a nonstop Big O for the ladies. Plus, it's great for scratching itches! #4. Don't Smile (Unless You're a Woman)Sociologists in British Colombia, Canada's hotbed of sex science, conducted a study that showed men who smile are less attractive to women overall than men who opt for a more brooding or swaggering expression, which you can safely assume means men who act like vampires or pirates are where it's at, and, let's be honest, that makes sense in Hollywood terms. #3. Get a DogAccording to a study that compared dudes asking for things like bus fare or phone numbers without a dog and then with a dog, men are three times more likely to score a phone number if they have a dog with them. That's impressive as hell. The numbers break down to about 1-in-4 women asked giving over their numbers to a dog walker. Think of how many you could rack up in a day at that rate? Several, probably! Unless you live at an all-boys school or in prison or something, in which case you've got bigger problems to deal with than finding a dog to score you some booty. #2. Talk Like a Man (Unless You're a Woman)Changing the pitch of your voice can therefore alter people's perception of you, as long you don't do it in the wrong way. A man with a high-pitched voice is attractive to fewer people (sorry, Truman Capote) and a woman with a voice like a semi-truck is just as unlucky in love (sorry, Bea Arthur). This is why Barry White is the soundtrack to love: he sounds like a blue whale digesting red wine and chocolate. #1. Color Your World RedWomen shown photos of men against a red background and a white background routinely rate the red one as more attractive, even if it's the same guy. Conversely, straight men couldn't tell the difference between the man on red versus the man on white, meaning it's likely linked to sexual attraction. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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This reminds me of a book by Ice T that I read years ago. His advice to young men was "Read some books & wash that ass" "We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15 | |
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6.get biceps, but not mega-biceps 7.act like you don't care about sex | |
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8. conceal your collection of Dexter lego action figures before she comes over for dinner | |
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9. Make a grotesquely huge amount of money and then......
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Master your facial hair www.filmsfilmsfilms.co.uk - The internet's best movie site! | |
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Sorry guys, beards are over
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Fuck all that shit, just make sure your wallet's phat.
I work in midtown NYC and I see ugly, overweight, pimple-faced mfers (in fancy suits) with females way too hot for them. It looks like a kidnapping. | |
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Not sure about the dog part at all. Having a dog means you're never really going to get to have long dates, sleep at the other person's place or anything like that. Not to mention the woman might want to share the bed with you and the dog, which is just weird for a non-dog owner like me. Whenever I'm interested in someone and see pictures of their dog on Facebook I get instantly suspicious. I think I prefer single moms over dog owners at this point. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Get that messy hair look happening Wear tight pants that extentuate your Buldge n Arse Stop taking selfies mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I give the 5-tips a SOLID 2-stars out of 10-stars...A lot of Dudes do most of the Cooking & Cleaning in relationships now-a-days..A Lot of Women (Especially Black Women) are making more money now-a-days...Black folks are now into doing the "extended family" thing where the Ex is coming over now becuz they share kids and everybody is Cool with it.....All of what I mentioned is Attractive to some but is a turn-off to others...If a Woman don't mind sitting on her behind while her Man Cooks dinner then she better not say a word if he Smiles like Jimmy Carter... | |
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PFFT!!!!
1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.
2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.
Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.
If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways. | |
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Oh, and wash your ass. | |
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ah, still dick-obsessed, eh? good, good! I don't trust women who don't like to suck | |
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paintedlady said: PFFT!!!!
1. Be kind to a lady and be truthful.
2. Grow a huge dick. Learn to use it well.
Take her out for a slice of pizza, make her laugh, take her home, shave her pussy and fuck the hell outta her.
If you have a little dick, learn mean tongue skills. Orgasms are the ONLY real reason women deal with you muthafuckas anyways. HELL YES! "We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15 | |
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I can't breath... | |
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I think you are on point about men learning a mechanic / household skills
One of the things that was important to me when I married, I wanted a man who knew how to fix shit. The "suits" are all fine and good but a brotha that could build, replace, or repair almost anything in a home, was a keeper. I didn't want a man who had to thumb through the yellow papges when a light bulb went out.
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I'm so easy 1. Seek out my company, don't avoid me or you can go to hell 2. Show me that you desire how - a grope in the kitchen to show what's coming later is all I need. Aside from that a coffee in the morning and rum at night and all is good in the world, until of course I don't have any of those three and misery sets in and everyone can go to hell I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Here's my advice, and it's worked for me 100% so far.
[Edited 7/17/15 6:50am] MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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. words to live by | |
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