..with temperatures around 55° this surely aint my idea of nice spring weather....usually..around this time of the year it´s all about ribs and beer and cookouts and shittt..folks maxin and relaxin outside..I remember last year me and my main man Bo was partying likke there aint no tomorrow...cruizin round town....hollerin at them chicks...hanging out at the park..

I mean dont get me wrong I dont want to be a party pooper here and piss on everybody´s parade butt I really really really find cold weather so boring...all them cuties gone, hibernating somewhere...cold and gray...

I just turn up the music....much more ....eat chocolate...turn up the heating real high and play videogames....check out new graphic novels...music...sexxin.....food....cookin...sexxin....weed..porn...i like some wierd shitt.butt its gotta be hot..I aint into no brutality or humiliation....I´m into straight sexxin...love them females...ha ha ha
I like walking thru the mall and showing off my new NIKEs..brandnew..fresh out the box.....also some ADIDAS .I aint into no materialistic shitt butt I like the freshnesss....ha ha


Also, while strolling through the mall I eat burgers...more so than in summer when it´s REAL hot outside....with my NIKEs on feet.

Sometimes I check out the honeys at the mall...they are not as visible as in the summertime but THEY ARE THERE...still....you just have to look for them...sure you can´t see what they packin like you can in the summer but we. All. Like surprises. Don´t you?
I mean...it´s SPRING AGAIN! Butt I guess someone forgot to remind Mrs.Spring....

cold ...cold..windy.

55° around here.........fuck this midwest bullshit Chicago weather...fuck them cold ass rainy days...cloud..

Overcast days never turned me on.

I mean we´re all looking for love and romance but when it´s cold you just can´t be lonely right? You just want to hug and make love and kiss and hang out, check out some new dvds together, right'?...right? Eat chips on the couch, watch each other get fat, try to burn off that fat with hot sex session but you know you won´t lose that fat but it´s aight because it´s winter, right? And then spring come...and yall just panick....yall just panick cuz yall is FAT..and I´m fat...and we all panick..We All fat...She gets fat, you get fat, both get fat...and BANG! It´s SPRING!!!! And Summer´s almost here....slowly creeping....approaching....and yall panicky...me panicky....And yall slowly butt surely realize it´s almost too late to get rid of that fat..but it´s aight cuz at least Summer is there...here...everywhere...and she fat too so she don´t care...

That´s what it´s all about. That´s why, even when I ´m not really in to monogamy, I make sure to find me a cold and rainy day partner, you know...,someone to make the cold go away...to cuddle up....and make love..

Trust and honesty are key butt then again ..soo overrated in these days and times when yall cant even trust your bank no more..financial crises is hittin the country like a mawfugga.
I for one think that having the same sexual interest is key..

If yall cant get your freak on in an adequate manner than fuckk it. why waste time with a so so partner when you could be sexxing much hotter with someone much hotter ? Also..if she aint got the understanding for my inner desires and yearnings and if she underestimate daily temptashions then she better find some other mofo out there ...ha ha ah aha ha ha
cuz life is all about LOVE and understanding ....EAch other ....

Its some universal shitt im talking about ...not no selfish love. That´s why I´d rather not commit to one partner and instead share the love...so more people can have a little bit of it, share it.

Obsessive shitt aint part of my game.

Some of yall know there aint no shame in my game...so the females better deal with it and reap the rewards of they´re tolearance cuz that s what they getting..some good ol luvin, some good old sexxin.... not no hypocrit shitt.ha hahha ha cuz thats what im all about



I m learning that havin a big dick is cool for the lady to see, to play with, and to brag about her man to her friends,,,, When it actually comes down to sexx I think the majority like average.

This board has kind of opened my mind to that.

Now there are some girls that just love big cock for everything, but the majority likes average but MOST chicks almost always LOVE girth.

Makes me think of how some girls love huge penises but when it comes down to it
there's still alot of the penis that goes un-used ha take into account that the vagina is an incredibly elastic part of the female anatomy. So, YES, when theres nothing in there, it may only be about 4 inches.... but that dont mean that 4 inches is the maximum amount of penis that can be inserted, and it certainly doesn't mean that 4 inches feel good. And keep in mind that the visual aspect plays a huge part, too. Don´t nobody want no little pickle looking thing there. Erik Everhard´s dick looks odd.

I also noticed that more folks eat more chocolate and my colleague drink more coffee at the office than in the summertime..

So....how do y´all cope with the cold weather these days?

God Bless America Home of the Brave!

I don't smoke weed. My medication won't allow me to.

I need a man to fit in - I didn't think someone would ever let a thread like yours stay unlock

Your post made me laugh.

Good to see this amongst all other threads.

Thanks for your honesty, I wish you well and hope you'll find ur special one soon

PolkaDots said:

I don't smoke weed. My medication won't allow me to.

I need a man to fit in - I didn't think someone would ever let a thread like yours stay unlock

Your post made me laugh.

Good to see this amongst all other threads.

Thanks for your honesty, I wish you well and hope you'll find ur special one soon

.---why would they lock it? I ddint insult nobody..I´m just here to cheer shitt up in this mawfugga ha haha..

I like your style.

I ain t hurt nobody...s´all goood. ....peeps need to laugh and love more often...haha

you into poetry?

this cold ass weather makes me put pen to paper every now and then....hah a ha ha

....

PolkaDots said:

I don't smoke weed. My medication won't allow me to.

I need a man to fit in - I didn't think someone would ever let a thread like yours stay unlock

Your post made me laugh.

Good to see this amongst all other threads.

Thanks for your honesty, I wish you well and hope you'll find ur special one soon

gotta git in where ya fit in...right?

aint no fun if the homies cant have none tho.

yall gots to share the love...likke Club Noveau said..share the love..haha ha.

aint no shame in my game

no time to be uptight..

better upright than uptight ha ha

I'm not into that anymore

*My name's Virginie, but that's only a name, doesn't assume my positions.

Yes, I'm into poetry.

Thanks to notice.

PolkaDots said:

I'm not into that anymore

*My name's Virginie, but that's only a name, doesn't assume my positions.

Yes, I'm into poetry.

Thanks to notice.

nice tmblr really dig your paintings good shitt real nice real nice nice nice

see theres this little poem I wrote inspired bby prince´s song on the Couch..

you know on the couch by prince?

i ts not one of my favrite songs but I love the title kinda sexxy so I thought I should come up with my own concept. butt i´m alittle bit shy to post it ....me and the boys are working on it to turn it into some song

like Prince´s On the Couch...but better.

more realistic..

more drama

more bittersweet melancholy you dig?

so if you like poettry..maybe you appreshiate this inner city blues...ha ha ha

it goes a little like this...

i dig the fact that your kinda poetic like me

Whatchu think about this?
Sweaty Ballz
Sweaty balls....
In these dark halls
of loneliness and despair
with no one there
to touch my hair
I got no love,
so like a lonely dove
I wait and hate
these lonely nights
Sweet sensation
of midnight masturbation
just me and Bo
and maybe a drunk ass ho
But reality cuts like a knife
in this oh so bitter life
and as the summer is approaching
I got nothing but sweaty ballz
My man Bo on the couch
when high..from the couch he falls
like me
so
lonely
with nuttin but sweaty balls
we all want hoes
but sometimes that's how it goes
so we got nuttin but each other
and sometimes share some drunk ass hoes
sweaty balls
and whenever he falls
I'm there to pick him up
cuz Bo know
I'm always fo sho
and never for show.
dedicated to my main man Bo
I got nuttin but love for ya

[Edited 6/1/15 12:21pm]

^^

....we kinda going for some dadaesque kafkaesque angle here...what with the cold gray weather and whatnot....and the loneliness and stuff...and randomness of it all....

do you play the piano?

I play with words, colors and Garage Band

I like your style, tho there's no need to feel depressed

We all have the right to feel lonely

Especially when we are

you seem to be a "normal" guy, with "normal" needs, and "normal" issues.

(up and downs freom weed and masterbation)

I'm kinda kookoo.

[Edited 6/1/15 12:41pm]

I've been wrong and you have a talent in Parodie.

PolkaDots said:

I've been wrong and you have a talent in Parodie.

?

Best post ever, you should be a writer

nextedition said:

Best post ever, you should be a writer

...thanks man truly appreshiate it...

just ventin a bit cuz this cold ass weathers making my dick shrink..

at least its a bit sunny today butt still cold....cold c....cold..

I'm bored.

The weather got much warmer here two days ago. If you think it´s not warm enough, do like I do and just appreciate that the trees have green leaves again and that you can at least walk around without having to wear a thick winter jacket.

My heart just bleeds for you. Its winter here in teh southern hemisphere, non stop rain, temperatures in the 50s and its dark by 5.30.