Thread started 05/21/15 10:07pmfunkpill |
I Was Once Invited To A Theater To Watch A Pornographic Horror Movie
But I was too scared to come.
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Reply #1 posted 05/22/15 12:08am
luv4u Moderatormoderator |
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #3 posted 05/22/15 2:35am
ThisOne |
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #4 posted 05/22/15 2:36am
ThisOne |
I guess it wasn't as hard as u thought it would b mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #8 posted 05/22/15 7:52am
KingBAD |
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... |
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Reply #9 posted 05/22/15 7:54am
chocolate1 |
Happy Friday!!!
"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."
-Cher, "Woman's World" |
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Reply #10 posted 05/22/15 12:40pm
JoeTyler |
gotta laugh at the english language sometimes... |
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Reply #11 posted 05/22/15 1:12pm
RodeoSchro |
A young saxophone player named Jim was trying to break into the music business. One day Jim's agent called and told him to report to the studio. He had a job recording a movie soundtrack!
Jim showed up and played some really mellow music all day. After all the tracks were finished, Jim asked his agent, "What movie will my music be in? I want everyone to see it and hear me play!"
His agent said, "Weel, Jim - I didn't want to tell you this up front but you just recorded the soundtrack for a porn movie. But it comes out next week and will be showing at the local adult cinema".
Jim figured, oh well. Work is work. And when the movie opened the next week, Jim went.
But he went in disguise, with a hat, glasses and a coat pulled way up high. He took a seat in the balcony where the only other patrons were an elderly couple.
The movie was hardcore! Everybody did everything imaginable with everyone else. And then a dog came onscreen and banged all the women and half the men!
Jim was mortified. He turned to the elderly couple and said, "I'm not really into this stuff. I just came to hear my music".
"That's OK," said the old man. "We just came to see our dog!" |
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Reply #12 posted 05/22/15 5:21pm
purplethunder3 121 |
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Reply #13 posted 05/23/15 6:28am
KingBAD |
RodeoSchro said:
A young saxophone player named Jim was trying to break into the music business. One day Jim's agent called and told him to report to the studio. He had a job recording a movie soundtrack!
Jim showed up and played some really mellow music all day. After all the tracks were finished, Jim asked his agent, "What movie will my music be in? I want everyone to see it and hear me play!"
His agent said, "Weel, Jim - I didn't want to tell you this up front but you just recorded the soundtrack for a porn movie. But it comes out next week and will be showing at the local adult cinema".
Jim figured, oh well. Work is work. And when the movie opened the next week, Jim went.
But he went in disguise, with a hat, glasses and a coat pulled way up high. He took a seat in the balcony where the only other patrons were an elderly couple.
The movie was hardcore! Everybody did everything imaginable with everyone else. And then a dog came onscreen and banged all the women and half the men!
Jim was mortified. He turned to the elderly couple and said, "I'm not really into this stuff. I just came to hear my music".
"That's OK," said the old man. "We just came to see our dog!"
Bwah Hahahahahaha i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... |
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Reply #14 posted 05/27/15 8:06am
PurpleJedi
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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