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Thread started 04/17/15 3:47am

funkpill

An Old Man Sees A Young Boy On The Street Crying

“Little boy,” he said, “Why are you crying?”

“Cuz I can’t do what the big boys do,” the little boy said.

The old man cried too. confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/17/15 4:58am

NorthC

lol
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Reply #2 posted 04/17/15 5:55am

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #3 posted 04/17/15 7:29am

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #4 posted 04/17/15 7:46am

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lol

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Reply #5 posted 04/17/15 7:50am

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grandpa lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #6 posted 04/17/15 8:24am

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agist.... lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #7 posted 04/17/15 9:55am

wildgoldenhone
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Is he talking about not being able to have sex?

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Reply #8 posted 04/17/15 12:09pm

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A yoiung man sees an old man sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. "What's the matter?" asks the young man.

"It's like this," says the old man. "I'm married to an incredibly beautiful 23-year-old woman who fulfills every desire I have in the bedroom, is a gourmet cook that prepares incredible meals every evening, and is a concert pianist and plays the most beautiful music every night after supper. Did I mention she's incredible in bed?"

"Yes, you did," says the young man. "So why are you crying?"

"Because I can't remember where I live!"

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Reply #9 posted 04/17/15 5:08pm

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wildgoldenhoney said:

Is he talking about not being able to have sex?



i think so? i'm not sure i get it boxed

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Reply #10 posted 04/17/15 9:22pm

ThisOne

lol
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Reply #11 posted 04/18/15 6:44am

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i was walkin down the street one day when i came upon a kid cryin with five dollars in his hand.

i say "yo lil dude, you ok? what happened to you?"

he says "my mom gave me twenny dollas to got to the store and this guy just took fifteen of it,

that was our last twenny dollas and she gonna kill me"

i say "well did anybody try to help, did you call out to anyone for help?"

ne say "yeah.... i yelled for the po leece"

well. the police station was two doors down and it didn't make sense.

so i say "let me hear how you yelled for the police"

he started sayin "po leece, po leeeeeece, po leece..."

but i was right next to him and could barely hear him, so i say

"you gotta yell a lot louder than that, how you expect anybody to hear you"

he said "but i can't yell no louder than that"

so i took the other five dollas...

eek lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #12 posted 04/18/15 8:30pm

paintedlady

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lol lol lol

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Reply #13 posted 04/19/15 1:35pm

domainator2010

that's disgusting Kingbad!
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Reply #14 posted 04/20/15 1:52am

ThisOne

RodeoSchro said:

A yoiung man sees an old man sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. "What's the matter?" asks the young man.

"It's like this," says the old man. "I'm married to an incredibly beautiful 23-year-old woman who fulfills every desire I have in the bedroom, is a gourmet cook that prepares incredible meals every evening, and is a concert pianist and plays the most beautiful music every night after supper. Did I mention she's incredible in bed?"

"Yes, you did," says the young man. "So why are you crying?"

"Because I can't remember where I live!"



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Reply #15 posted 04/20/15 1:53am

ThisOne

KingBAD said:

i was walkin down the street one day when i came upon a kid cryin with five dollars in his hand.


i say "yo lil dude, you ok? what happened to you?"


he says "my mom gave me twenny dollas to got to the store and this guy just took fifteen of it,


that was our last twenny dollas and she gonna kill me"


i say "well did anybody try to help, did you call out to anyone for help?"


ne say "yeah.... i yelled for the po leece"


well. the police station was two doors down and it didn't make sense.


so i say "let me hear how you yelled for the police"


he started sayin "po leece, po leeeeece, po leece..."


but i was right next to him and could barely hear him, so i say


"you gotta yell a lot louder than that, how you expect anybody to hear you"


he said "but i can't yell no louder than that"


so i took the other five dollas...


eek lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol





lol
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