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Thread started 03/26/15 10:17pm

funkpill

Woman Sends Her Husband To The Doctor, Because He Has Erectile Problems

He comes home with a bottle of pills.

Wife asks, "So, did he give you Viagra, or Cialis?"

Guy says, "Neither, he gave me really strong diet pills."

Wife says, "That's weird, why would you have to take diet pills?"

Handing her the bottle, the man says, "They're not for me."

"You take one at breakfast and one at bedtime." confused

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Reply #1 posted 03/26/15 11:05pm

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Uh oh, you better watch out for BBW activists... lol

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https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #2 posted 03/26/15 11:20pm

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Reply #3 posted 03/27/15 12:28am

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Reply #4 posted 03/27/15 12:32am

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giggle

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Reply #5 posted 03/27/15 1:14am

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Anticipating this joke, I thought he was going to give her a paper bag to put over her face. boxed

lol

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Reply #6 posted 03/27/15 2:29pm

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #7 posted 03/27/15 4:15pm

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wildgoldenhoney said:

Anticipating this joke, I thought he was going to give her a paper bag to put over her face. boxed

lol

that would be to mean

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Reply #8 posted 03/29/15 10:31am

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Ooooooooooooo, this one of them get you shot jokes lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #9 posted 03/29/15 1:01pm

JoeTyler

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lol nod

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Reply #10 posted 03/30/15 8:41am

RodeoSchro

Did you hear about the guy that accidentally left a Viagra pill in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundary?

He never had to pay to starch that shirt again.

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Reply #11 posted 03/30/15 9:17am

HuMpThAnG

RodeoSchro said:

Did you hear about the guy that accidentally left a Viagra pill in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundary?

He never had to pay to starch that shirt again.

lol

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Reply #12 posted 03/30/15 10:40am

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spit this better not be the same woman with fifty shades of grey hair

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Reply #13 posted 03/30/15 12:14pm

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Reply #14 posted 03/30/15 2:39pm

HuMpThAnG

Cinny said:

spit this better not be the same woman with fifty shades of grey hair

The sequel lol

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