This, in so many words is definitely being said, somewhere.





I wonder if anyone really would wear this.

My favorite. And my exact sentiments.

You need Happy Bunny for this one.

I considered doing a brief history on Valentine's but I see it's too fleckin' complicated to be brief, so I changed my mind to...

For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.

["For this was on St. Valentine's Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate."]

To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.
Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
And dupp'd the chamber-door;
Let in the maid, that out a maid
Never departed more.

The rose is red, the violet's blue,

The honey's sweet, and so are you.
Thou art my love and I am thine;
I drew thee to my Valentine:
The lot was cast and then I drew,

[Edited 2/12/15 11:38am]

So is this the single people thread? I am too so I can't hate.

Actually I can. I'm a hella hater. I won't even masturbate cuz they call it self love. I buy calendars just to rip out February 14th.

Maybe we could have the 1st Annual "Org Orgy" on Valentine's day this year.

[Edited 2/13/15 17:13pm]

I loved you yesterday, I will love you more tomorrow... so forgive me if I do not waste money on a card you will read once and tuck away adding in some clutter filled nook of our life, or on flowers that will wilt and be tossed out in a few days, or even on a lovely plant we will either forget to water or will over water killing it just the same, or on sweets neither of us need to be eating that are not all that good anyway...but come in a heart shaped box rapped in plastic that will sit in a land fill for 100 years...

Forgive me if I do not take you out to some crowded noisy restaurant we either do not like all that much or can not really afford.... Let's just spend the day being together loving and laughing.

purplethunder3121 said:

I can't think of a more useless "holiday" than valentine's day. Just another way to get suckers to spend money.

uPtoWnNY said:

I can't think of a more useless "holiday" than valentine's day. Just another way to get suckers to spend money.

years ago i saw some young male with an arm full of Valentine's gifts for as he put is "All my women" And was bragging that he was a player that could as he said "Pull more that" me!

I scoffed and said "you're not a player, you're being played! The real Player gets gifts but buys none..."

the look on his face told me he knew he'd been had.

purplethunder3121 said: