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OK, ITS FRIDAY... WHY AIN'T I LAFFIN??? Oh funkpiiiiiiill, come out, come out whereever you are i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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in the mean time... AMUSE ME!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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AMUUUUUSSSE MEEEEEEE!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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An old man was sitting on a park bench, crying. A woman came up to him and said, "What's the matter? Are you homeless?" | |
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. | |
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There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. | |
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I know you're gonna like this one: | |
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A young man from the city wanted to ask his girl to marry him, and she said, "I come from an old-fashioned farming family. You have to go to our farm and ask my dad for my hand in marriage". The man is deeply, deeply in love so he jumps right in his car and drives to the family farm, where he meets his beloved's father. [Edited 11/14/14 9:09am] | |
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Rodeo'
i am KING BAD!!!
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While examining the the body of Mr. KingBAD - many, many, many, many, many years from whenever you are reading this - a mortician notices that KingBAD has the largest penis he has ever seen. "I'm sorry, Mr. KingBAD," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. [Edited 11/14/14 16:14pm] | |
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Three guys arrive at The Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "Hey guys, we're a little full right now. I can only admit one of you at this time. Tell me how you died and whoever has the best story, gets in today". | |
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Teacher: "Aside from KingBAD, can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" | |
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A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex (obviously she was not married to KingBAD). Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. | |
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." | |
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. | |
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." | |
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Man gets into a crowded hotel elevator and one of the passengers is a beautiful, buxom woman. As he squeezes in, he accidentally bumps into her with his arm. | |
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A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. | |
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Two lawyers shared everything 50/50 at the office - even the secretary. One day, the secretary informed them she was pregnant. They discussed it, and told the secretary that they didn't want any paternity tests. Rather, they'd share all parenting duties and expenses 50/50. The secreatry thought about it, and agreed. | |
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Where's the best place to hide a body? | |
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A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent to the father by ten times, and if the pain became too much for to bear would he please let the doctor know. | |
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you think makin my dick big is enough to get away with killin me???
i guess that was prtty funny i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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[Edited 11/14/14 16:13pm] | |
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Well somebody got on a roll. Funny jokes. That'll learn 'im to not be late again. | |
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