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The moment you realize when.... An acquaintance just got engaged and you didn't even know all this time you liked him, but you knew it wouldn't have worked out anyway
Add to the list, the moment you realize when.,. [Edited 8/20/14 4:22am] | |
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The moment you realize when the the shit will hit the fan because it's a bad idea, but the person you warn doesn't want to heed your warning....
then she gets caught in some shit and wants help wiping that shit off her face?
Stay dirty!
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The moment when you realise that huge gut wrenching fart isn't a fart at all! | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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This is why God invented black pants.... and yes, never trust a fart, especially if it's a slapper.
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....you shouldn't have worn those heels to the meeting because the sidewalks are made of cobblestone and your ankles aren't what they used to be.
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NEVER trust a silent fart. They can be deadly! And NEVER try to ease one out in an elevator full of folks. | |
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the moment you realize those weren't admiring looks from those strangers on the bus, they were checking out the way you forgot to zip up your skirt | |
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The mmoent your realize... deafeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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that moment when your dogs do a shit in the kitchen I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Be glad it's not one of your kids doing that. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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no, they nearly crack the porcelain daily instead I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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