MoBettaBliss said:

^ bummer

ok... is there a book that'll make her want to mow the lawn?... i'd buy that book

MoBettaBliss said:

^ bummer

ok... is there a book that'll make her want to mow the lawn?... i'd buy that book

just get one of these and save your free time for lovin'

[Edited 8/20/14 17:38pm]

MoBettaBliss said:

^ bummer

ok... is there a book that'll make her want to mow the lawn?... i'd buy that book

no kennedy quotes? I go one better than XxAX

you guys are harsh... personally i think trading my wife in for a rabbit or a goat is a bit extreme... besides, i doubt if you could teach a goat to cook

ok how 'bout this

is there a book that will make a woman invite the hot lady from next door over so they can drink far too much red wine together and then wrestle in their underwear?

i could potentially whip out the credit card for that bit of literature

MoBettaBliss said:

you guys are harsh... personally i think trading my wife in for a rabbit or a goat is a bit extreme... besides, i doubt if you could teach a goat to cook

ok how 'bout this

is there a book that will make a woman invite the hot lady from next door over so they can drink far too much red wine together and then wrestle in their underwear?

i could potentially whip out the credit card for that bit of literature

Mindy sighed and gazed dreamily through open patio doors across a wide expanse of lawn at Andre, her neighbors' gardener. The way he sat manfully, muscularly astride his riding mower in his raggedy cut-off shorts made Mindi wish she could ask him to trim her hedges, water her flowers and generally tidy her yard. Would her neighbor Brenda mind if she borrowed Andre for a little while? With a lecherous smile Mindi shrugged her tank top farther down her smooth, white shoulders and stood, teetering a little on her stilletto heels. It had been a long, hot day in more ways than one. Maybe she was drunk, or maybe it was the slight sheen of sweat ln Andre's shoulders as he guided the mower capably around Brenda's yard. Either way, Mindi couldn't resist his allure or the temptation of the moment. Slipping her panties off and kicking them under the sofa, Mindi smoothed her tennis skirt down just little and walked languidly through the patio doors, across the lawn and towards Andre. He noticed her right away and choked the mower, watching her from under the brim of his cowboy hat as Mindi

that'll be five dollar for the rest of the story, please.

no charge for the typos

Holy cow!

https://www.yahoo.com/hea...51382.html

ufoclub said:

excited said:

lovely story! i'm so happy for you, whatever works.. may it continue & escalate

For a second I thought you typed "... to ejaculate".

.

on another note, i actually know of a 98yr old lady that read this just before she died.

XxAxX said:

MoBettaBliss said:

you guys are harsh... personally i think trading my wife in for a rabbit or a goat is a bit extreme... besides, i doubt if you could teach a goat to cook

ok how 'bout this

is there a book that will make a woman invite the hot lady from next door over so they can drink far too much red wine together and then wrestle in their underwear?

i could potentially whip out the credit card for that bit of literature

Mindy sighed and gazed dreamily through open patio doors across a wide expanse of lawn at Andre, her neighbors' gardener. The way he sat manfully, muscularly astride his riding mower in his raggedy cut-off shorts made Mindi wish she could ask him to trim her hedges, water her flowers and generally tidy her yard. Would her neighbor Brenda mind if she borrowed Andre for a little while? With a lecherous smile Mindi shrugged her tank top farther down her smooth, white shoulders and stood, teetering a little on her stilletto heels. It had been a long, hot day in more ways than one. Maybe she was drunk, or maybe it was the slight sheen of sweat ln Andre's shoulders as he guided the mower capably around Brenda's yard. Either way, Mindi couldn't resist his allure or the temptation of the moment. Slipping her panties off and kicking them under the sofa, Mindi smoothed her tennis skirt down just little and walked languidly through the patio doors, across the lawn and towards Andre. He noticed her right away and choked the mower, watching her from under the brim of his cowboy hat as Mindi

that'll be five dollar for the rest of the story, please.

Mindy would walk straight past Andre to go and get the lady of the house so they could drink red wine and wrestle in their underwear

^ ha. for a measly five bucks you coulda read about how Brenda catches them naked in the gazebo, and joins them.

XxAxX said:

^ ha. for a measly five bucks you coulda read about how Brenda catches them naked in the gazebo, and joins them.

hang on

am i... by any chance... Andre??

MoBettaBliss said:

XxAxX said:

^ ha. for a measly five bucks you coulda read about how Brenda catches them naked in the gazebo, and joins them.

hang on

am i... by any chance... Andre??

well of course. who else would be riding around on a lawnmower all sweaty and wearing a cowboy hat? hmmm??

MoBettaBliss said:

is there a book out there that will make ladies want to give their man head while he watches football?

if so, a link to where it can be purchased would be appreciated

Here you go!

http://www.tiffany.com/In...aspx?&