Roberta when you stopped by,
You said this thong I'd dig.
At home I tried it on,
And God my butt looked big
I learned what their about,
With my rear hanging out
Breezes where I never felt them,
Undies with nothing but un!
Killing me softly with your thong,
Killing me softly with your thong
Exposing my tush,
It's just wrong
Killing me softly,
With your thong.

I had to think back real hard to how the song goes then re-read it.