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DirectTV Puppet Wife Hot Okay, call the Captain a freak if you will but am I the only one who thinks the puppet wife on the DirectTV commercials is hot!!! She totally gives the Captain wood! I would love a "no strings attached" relationship with that hottie.
12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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To be honest, the Captain has been spending a lot of time at home lately. Probably why I'm having so many sexual fantasies about the Wendy's girl and Flo from the Progressive commericals and the marionette chick. And Lori Laughlin from Full House but not Lori now but back in 92, which would require a time machine and whatnot. Sometimes, the Captain feels empty inside, you know can't find that special woman and when I do, there is usually some type of veneral disease or cash transaction involved. So anyway, digging the puppet lady but wondering what would happen if, you know, splinters came into play in sensitive areas. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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![]() I will take my place, In the great below | |
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I always thought she was hot | |
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Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Dancelot said:
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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purplethunder3121 said:
Can u believe they showed that puppet dropping a deuce on his chest. One of the few thing I found in pop culture that went WAAAAY to far. She SHAT on his chest...wow... ![]() | |
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i'd hit it "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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that bit was censored, never really intended to appear in the final cut. they wanted the censors to have something to cut, so other scenes might slip through Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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She's Hot but she comes across as depressed & suicidal....I wonder if her Hubby dated Blow-up-Dolls in high school and college? | |
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Dancelot said:
that bit was censored, never really intended to appear in the final cut. they wanted the censors to have something to cut, so other scenes might slip through I guess so. I hadn't remembered seeing it in the theater but I know j saw it on DVD. And I was like how did I NOT remember seeing that in the theater. Was I that stoned or was it not there? I bet on it having been cut for theater and put back in on DVD but was never certain. Cuz really...would one forget seeing a puppet shit on a puppet? Thanks for clearing this confusion for me. ![]() | |
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