Does "Free Raised" mean that it's now P.C. to eat your younglings?

Dutch way of making milk shakes.

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So, how was your holiday? Any good stories to tell us?

TheBahtMaster said:

What would happen to all these cows if we did not eat them. They would take over the planet as cause a massive explosion killing all life as we know it. Go methane

As I have explained, cows are gassy because of our four stomachs and diet which is about 98% fiber. But if not forced to live on farms so that we can provide milk for your youngling's cereal, we would probably modify our diet to make us less bloaty. And we would paint. And travel. And solve complex mathematical equations. And no we would not declare war on humans right away but society would evolve and cows, who are naturally at the top of the intellectual food chain, would eventually assume roles in government. And maybe, perhaps, form a military but we would still be friendly with the nice humans, you know. And those that are jackasses, yes they would be tipped over on their sides. And milked senslessly. And horses, well their conceited asses would be locked up on day one but that goes without saying.

dJJ said:

So, how was your holiday? Any good stories to tell us?

It was a good day for the most part. I turned around and stared at the other side of the barn for a while. That was nice. But overall, not sure how I feel about the 4th of July. I'm as patriotic as the next cow but the fireworks hurt our sensitive ears and, well the whole cookout thing with burgers is obviously not a big hit.

purplethunder3121 said:

Hells yeah!

I saw a cow today eating a whopper at Burger King. It freaked me out and made me feel sad.

NaughtyKitty said:

I saw a cow today eating a whopper at Burger King. It freaked me out and made me feel sad.

That wasn't an actual cow. That was this guy.

Cow said:

NaughtyKitty said:

I saw a cow today eating a whopper at Burger King. It freaked me out and made me feel sad.

That wasn't an actual cow. That was this guy.

OMG THATS HIM! So that wasnt a real cow after all Thank god, my faith in cowkind has been restored!

Is there any hierarchy among cows, or are all cows equal?

For example how do the white and black cows relate to the brown ones?

dJJ said:

Is there any hierarchy among cows, or are all cows equal?

For example how do the white and black cows relate to the brown ones?

All cows are equally awesome. We are both literally and figuratively color blind.

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WE ARE NOT FOOD!