Author | Message |
tip for parents
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
tip for parents: never let your child eat anything bigger than its head | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
that'll be five dollers please | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Make sure to remove all the unpopped kernels before giving your small child a bowl of popcorn. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Do not play rhyming words with things ending with 'uck' at church group
B very careful condoms resemble balloons Small children are nose pickers so yes that's snot Don't let your kids c u naked - they tell ppl [Edited 7/15/14 4:37am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
^^^^^ Those r all from experience mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
ThisOne said: ^^^^^ Those r all from experience | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
when you're in a house with a toddler cannot speak when you're sleepinon the sopha and they're talkin gibberish to you. DO NOT AGREE TO ANYTHING. if a baby is sayin things that you don't unnastan just say I DON'T KNOW!!! they know exactly what they are sayin, YOU DON'T i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
don't keep those little luggage keys or bobby pins handy, especially if there is a unused light socket nearby
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
moderator |
NEVER ask a child, "What do you WANT to eat" just serve the food and call it a meal... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
duct tape. lots of duct tape | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
it's also a good tip for gynaecologists
wear a TIE-CLIP!!! I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
moderator |
A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |