Sunday night.

I’m on the computer reading up about my favorite team – the San Antonio Spurs – who won their 1st round series and moved onto the 2nd round of NBA playoffs. I take a mental detour and decide to go to Backpage escort section. I am feeling horny and am in the mood for some action. I come across the Female section and see an ad for an attractive woman. I look at her pictures and watch the video attached to it, and I’m convinced she’s the real deal. I Google her number as I do with all escorts and see numerous ads on several websites that all include such things as Escort Phone Search, Body Rublist, and Escort Profile.

The dead ringer is when the ad appears on T.E.R aka The Erotic Review andToSluts.com. These are sites where johns give reviews of their escapades. The reviews are mixed, but I was horny, and she is in close proximity to where I live, so I couldn’t resist.

So I call the escort on my brother’s cell phone. I don’t own a cell and live with my two brothers and youngest sister who are sleeping, getting ready for work next day. I hear her voice and ask for the price. It’s 120 for a half and 160 for an hour. I agree to a half hour. I leave my house and walk into the cool air of a New York spring night. I live in the Riverdale section of the Bronx. A nice middle/upper class area.

The woman is in a seedy motel which is surrounded by the huge Van Cortlandt Park near the city of Yonkers, N.Y. I’m walking from my house to the motel, which is a mile and a half. I don’t own a car or even have a license, but buses run scarce overnight, and taxis are a rip off. Suddenly a bus comes. I have my metrocard and decide to get on because I’m so anxious for some sex even though I’m now 14 blocks away.

I get off at the bus stop, and I have now arrived. The motel is two buildings, with one building having two stories, which is the one I go to. I call the escort, and she guides me to the place. I walk into the parking lot and up the flight of stairs to the 2nd floor, and I arrive at room number 47. She’s a busty Latin woman, fairly attractive. I start kissing her on the neck, sucking on her nipples. She’s laying in bed and I’m looking at her nice, round ass. I’m jerking off, no penetration yet, and the condom comes off.

She gets mad, then out of nowhere, someone pops out of the bathroom.

I’m like, “Who the fuck in this?”

She says, “My protector.”

She’s a very attractive woman with an unusual voice.

I ask her if she could join in.

She says, “No, you have to pay extra.”

Too bad I only brought just enough cash for one encounter.

Now the girl says, “You can’t fuck me.”

It didn’t bother me much because in the past I have had many encounters with escorts without any penetration.

Now it’s a rushed session. The girl is telling me to cum already. I’m disturbed but still excited, with a hard on.

The other woman encourages me to cum, and I say, “Take your clothes off.”

She does, and what a fucking beauty, but that voice – what? I can’t touch her, but I observe instead. She bends over, an incredible ass, then turns around, and the unfathomable happens.

SHE HAS A DICK!

I ask, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

She says, “Don’t be scared.”

Strangely I roll with the punches because I’m a fan of shemale porn, and it has crossed my mind few times to actually try it with a shemale one day.

I’m masturbating now to the shemale and looking at her body and cock, and it’s turning me on.

She’s jerking off and getting erect. She’s big, thick and hard, a good 8 inches. Though I came here to see a female escort, now I wanna suck this tranny’s beautiful cock. I ask, and she says no. Eventually I cum and then I get up and leave with mixed emotions.

I ask the tranny, “Can we hook up?”

She says, No, because you tried to fuck my friend without a condom.”

Which was a lie. It came while jerking myself off.

So I leave the motel in the middle of the night. I sit on a bench in the park, gathering my thoughts. I stay there for about an hour. I already made up my mind I’m not going to work tomorrow, so I’m no rush to get home. I go to a nearby diner to get some food and eventually arrive home around 3:30 AM.

I turn my computer on and go back to the Backpage website. This time I log onto the transsexual section. There’s an ad that appeals to me. The irony is that it’s in very close proximity to where I just was. The ad reads, “Location: 260th and Broadway,” which is 4 blocks from the motel.

With no interest in leaving the house again, I decide to call and ask how much the damage was. It’s 120 for half, and 160 for hour. Sound familiar? I’m thinking it’s them, and then she says she’s located at Van Cortlandt Park Motel. A different phone number from the female escort. So I pretend I’m at the motel, and I have arrived.

I ask her, “What room is it?”

It’s room number 47.

I say, “I’m not even at the motel, and by the way, your female friend is way hotter.”

She’s says, “Oh shit. It’s you!”

I told her, “You are gonna get AIDS in your ass one day.”

She’s starting go yada yada about how weird I am, and then I hang up the phone on her. I erase both numbers and text messages and put my brother’s cell phone back into place. Just as my mind earlier shifted from my favorite team winning to buying an escort, I log off the escort website and go to Youtube to listen to some tunes. I wind up going to Amazon and buying Huey Lewis’ Greatest Hits. Shortly after, I go to sleep and wake up later at noon feeling alive and good again.

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Double Spacing???

anyone?

nothing quite like a bit of huey lewis after watching a tranny hooker jerk off while missing out on shagging the female prostitute, i always say





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ZombieKitten said:

You are writing really well. Fix this up some more to make the story more explicit and you can sumit it to literotica dot com

This is the edited version

I tell you the more explicit tale on FB.

Was someone thrown off or endangered to fall off from the 2 story building outside room 47?

iaminparties said:

I told her, “You are gonna get AIDS in your ass one day.”

ZombieKitten said:

You are writing really well.

'tis a thing of beauty

MoBettaBliss said:

MoBettaBliss said:

ZombieKitten said:

You are writing really well. Fix this up some more to make the story more explicit and you can sumit it to literotica dot com

add a prehistoric creature or two and it could go viral

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