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Happy Birthday, funkpill! To the man who makes us chuckle every Friday morning...
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Woo hoo Happy bday Hun     | |
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Happy Happy Birthday Tim.
Love your weekly Friday joke thread.
Have an awesome day 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY funkpill... PARTY HARD and REST WELL!!!
Four Friends Four friends have been doing really well in their algebra class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though the exam is scheduled for Monday morning. As it happens, they drink too much at the party, and on Monday morning, they are all hung over and oversleep. When they finally arrive on campus, the exam is already over. They go to the professor's office and offer him an explanation: "We went to our friend's birthday party, and when we were driving back home very early on Monday morning, we suddenly had a flat tire. We had no spare one, and since we were driving on backroads, it took hours until we got help." The professor nods sympathetically and says: "I see that it was not your fault. I will allow you to make up for the missed exam tomorrow morning." When they arrive early on Tuesday morning, the students are put by the professor in a large lecture hall and are seated so far apart from each other that, even if they tried, they had no chance to cheat. The exam booklets are already in place, and confidently, the students start writing. The first question - five points out of one hundred - is a simple exercise in algebra, and all four finish it within ten minutes. When the first of them has completed the problem, he turns over the page of the exam booklet and reads on the next one: Problem 2 (95 points out of 100): Which tire went flat? i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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Happy birthday Tim.
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Happy Birthday, man! Thanks for all the laughs! | |
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Forget the past, you can't change it Forget the future, you can't predict it Forget the present, I didn't get you one
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNKPILL!! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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happy birthday funkpill!! | |
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Happy birthday and thank you very much for the jokes! | |
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How many candles are on his birthday cake? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Happy 29th birthday!!!
(Wow, this thread looks like GD's role call.) 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Happy Bday Funk | |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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Thanks for the laughs! [Edited 5/7/14 16:33pm] I'll ♥️ "LemonDrop" 2DN 💋 your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! 🌹 🎶🎸🎶 💜 Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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Now how come this isn't a sticky? | |
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!!!Happy birthday FunkPill  .U bring so much happiness n laughter to many ppl so it's only fitting that U receive the same..... Wrapped up in a big purple bow of course! !mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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