Rock hard in a funk place

now, that would be a cool name for a REAL funk/dance/rock club

i didn't have a wet dream til i was thirty-seven

BUT WHEN I HAD IT it was crazy.

i was havin this dream, dick harder than

the chinese alphabet to a dislexic american.

some-one was konockin on my door, so half

awake, i go to the door, open it, and BUST!!!

it was the woman from round the way at the door

all i had on were my boxers, and jiz was just

lettin off.

i came alla way woke and seen the look at her face

at the same time and nothin i could do 'cept grab

my dick say 'scuse me' run to the bathroom

and finnish nuttin in my shorts.

she actually liked the show.

three oclock in the am, the bitch was

makin a booty call anyway...

KingBAD said:

i didn't have a wet dream til i was thirty-seven

BUT WHEN I HAD IT it was crazy.

i was havin this dream, dick harder than

the chinese alphabet to a dislexic american.

some-one was konockin on my door, so half

awake, i go to the door, open it, and BUST!!!

it was the woman from round the way at the door

all i had on were my boxers, and jiz was just

lettin off.

i came alla way woke and seen the look at her face

at the same time and nothin i could do 'cept grab

my dick say 'scuse me' run to the bathroom

and finnish nuttin in my shorts.

she actually liked the show.

three oclock in the am, the bitch was

makin a booty call anyway...

ThisOne said:

! The burden of wood!!!!

i was thinking that too! how on earth does ANYone live a normal life with external genitals that get feisty and act up at times? i'd hate that. i mean, don't men sometimes accidentally sit down on their own self and stuff??

ThisOne said:

!

The burden of wood!!!!

XxAxX said:

okay, good to know yes. i should definitely get out more

the zipper is a bane to a dick.

a pussy will never know that fear...

Here's my spin:

One night at work, I notice 2 females waiting for the bus. I lean out the window of my trolley & ask them were they waiting for the Route 65 & they replied Yes!

I said "this is it, I'll be around in 8 minutes". One responded by saying " the 65 isn't a trolley, it's a bus" to which I reponded "it is now".

When I pull out my next scheduled trip they both got on & the one I really wanted paid her fare & sat down. The other paid & started a conversation with me. Now they got off maybe 7 blocks later, but in that time we exchanged numbers. She asked "what time do you get off" I replied "in 45 minutes".

She then says "before you go home call me". I said "Ok" & that was that. When I got off I went home. About 45 minutes later my cell phone rangs from an unknown & it's her. "Why didn't you call me, I told you I wanted to come home with you".

I then go pick her up & we head to a local spot for drinks & food. We have a god time talking & laughing & during this time it is discussed that we are going to bed later. It goes down quite well that evening with the final score being her 4, & me 2 orgasm wise.

When we wake, I take her to her parents house & come to find they both workfor the same employer as me, even though neither is home at the time. For the next few days she calls fequently & I must admit she was pretty cool.

On the 3rd day she calls with some real explicit talk, she is with the young lady that was with her that evening when I met her. Her cousin gets on the phone & we conversate at tad. I asked her cousin "why didn't you say anything when you got on my trollley the other day" to which she replied " I thought you were cute, but you were sitting so low I didn't think you were tall as you were".

I am then told "that's my other line, i'll have her call you back". About 10 minutes later the phone rangs & my new jumpoff has a proposal for me "would you like to fuck me & my cousin together". I'm like "uhh yes!!"

The plan is now set in motion & I began to prep the apartment for my 1st threesome. About 3 hours later I fix dinner for them both & I call her to which she replies "my cousin can't make it" she can't find a babysitter.

Oh well I'm not pissed at all. Are you still coming to get me at least. I pick her up & it's the pants dance again. This is turning into some of the best sex I've ever experienced, but I must keep in mind thtat she slept with me 4 hours after we met, so I must tread lightly.

4 days have past since our last rendezvous, & I'm in need of an oil-change & so is she. I pick her up from a friends house & when she comes out she looks amazingly good, all the while as she approaches the car I'm thinking "it's going down tonight", I'm gonna need an IV to replace all the fluids I'm about to lose on her.

By the time we get to the end off the block, her titties are out & I'm being blown into oblivion. We are on the expressway & she is still face first in my lap. I gotta stop her cause i'm gonna crash if I don't. We're 10 minutes away from my apartment & she can't wait til we get there. "Pull over I want you now".

I say "let's wait, we're almost there" but she can't. I pull over & about 2 minutes in I began to smell the worst odor I could imagine. I try to "F" through it, but it's building & i'm about to vomit.

I stop & we drive too my apartment & she wants to pick up right where we left off but I simply can't & won't do it. I knew at that point we were done But if I smelled it, I know she did too.

We part ways the next day & I pretty much know that this is a done deal. It turns out to be true. One time for that is one too many for me. I slowly but surely fade off into the future while she continues too call, sometimes letting the phone rang for 3-4 minutes at a time.

TALK ABOUT ''ROCK HARD IN A FUNKY PLACE"

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