THIS THREAD IS IN BAD TASTE ON SEVERAL LEVELS. APOLOGIES ARE EXTENDED IN ADVANCE

while i don't condone violence and feel sorry for the woman who endured this assault: move over fishslap NOW we're talking attention-getter.

anyone here on the org ever used (or willing to confess to having used) their genitalia to slap some sense into someone else? just for the record, i have not. yet.

Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/robber-penis-slaps-woman-refusing-hand-cash-article-1.1596453

The 31-year-old woman suspects the thieves saw her take money from a bank the previous day and followed her home. Her father-in-law woke up to hear the crooks trying to get in through the home's backdoor. They did and went into her room and, after failing to get money from her, one of the men slapped her with his private parts. The pair stole two TVs and are currently on the loose.

By Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Thursday, January 30, 2014, 9:34 AM

Google Maps

The robbery took place in Miami. The woman who was slapped suspected the men saw her take out money from a bank the previous day.

An armed robber repeatedly penis-slapped a woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash, police said.

Two masked men allegedly knocked on the backdoor of the 31-year-old victim's Miami home at 3 a.m. Tuesday as she was sleeping.

Her father-in-law answered and they forced their way past — demanding he hand over any money in the property.

When he said he had none, they kicked down the door to the 31-year-old woman's bedroom, pointed a gun at her head and screamed abuse.

"B----, where is the money?" one of the men shouted.

He then removed his manhood from his pants and used it to hit her in the face.

When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.

Cops are now hunting the pair, reports the Miami New Times.

The Miami Herald reports that the woman thinks the gunmen saw her take money from a bank the previous evening and had followed her home.

[Edited 1/30/14 13:42pm]

Robbery with sexual assault.

i know. it's really not funny. no one should rob someone else then demand money. that's rude. but, why did he slap her with his penis? what made him remove his schlong and use it for that purpose? please tell me that's even a little bit funny or is it just that i've been snowed in for too long crap. snowed in too long, huh

kewlschool said:

Robbery with sexual assault.

I'm willing to bet the level of her displeasure is all depending on how far away he was standing from her at the time...

This thread is weird to me.

One minute you're on and on about rape culture and the next you're laughing at a woman being sexually assaulted.

^ it's my cabin fever. you're right. sexual assault isn't funny st all. however, imo, the visual image of penis slapping, for some reason, is. in fact, i think the org should have an emoticon for the penis slap.

"How's my mama? How's your mama? I will slap you in the mouth with my dick." – Richard Pryor, Here And Now

Somebody's been watching some old Richard Pryor videos.

slappin somebody with a limp dick, well, it's a misdomenor. 4'' or under.

i can get felony charges

this thread clearly shows the sociopathy within humanity.

alas, you would not be making jokes if you were sexually assulted.

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IS NOT FUNNY! C'mon people your not in High School. You're all Adults. try acting like it.

XxAxX said:

THIS THREAD IS IN BAD TASTE ON SEVERAL LEVELS. APOLOGIES ARE EXTENDED IN ADVANCE

while i don't condone violence and feel sorry for the woman who endured this assault: move over fishslap NOW we're talking attention-getter.

anyone here on the org ever used (or willing to confess to having used) their genitalia to slap some sense into someone else? just for the record, i have not. yet.

Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/robber-penis-slaps-woman-refusing-hand-cash-article-1.1596453

The 31-year-old woman suspects the thieves saw her take money from a bank the previous day and followed her home. Her father-in-law woke up to hear the crooks trying to get in through the home's backdoor. They did and went into her room and, after failing to get money from her, one of the men slapped her with his private parts. The pair stole two TVs and are currently on the loose.

By Lee Moran / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Thursday, January 30, 2014, 9:34 AM

Google Maps

The robbery took place in Miami. The woman who was slapped suspected the men saw her take out money from a bank the previous day.

An armed robber repeatedly penis-slapped a woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash, police said.

Two masked men allegedly knocked on the backdoor of the 31-year-old victim's Miami home at 3 a.m. Tuesday as she was sleeping.

Her father-in-law answered and they forced their way past — demanding he hand over any money in the property.

When he said he had none, they kicked down the door to the 31-year-old woman's bedroom, pointed a gun at her head and screamed abuse.

"B----, where is the money?" one of the men shouted.

He then removed his manhood from his pants and used it to hit her in the face.

When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.

Cops are now hunting the pair, reports the Miami New Times.

The Miami Herald reports that the woman thinks the gunmen saw her take money from a bank the previous evening and had followed her home.

[Edited 1/30/14 13:42pm]

Amazing! I knew that this was 41st street even before I read the article...I lived 5 blocks from this house thirty years ago.

Guess it's a good thing we moved.

Rococo said:

this thread clearly shows the sociopathy within humanity.

alas, you would not be making jokes if you were sexually assulted.

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IS NOT FUNNY! C'mon people your not in High School. You're all Adults. try acting like it.

...if you consider making light of a ludicrous situation "sociopathy" then perhaps discussing issues on prince.org may not be your cup of tea.

i apologize. this thread is totally in bad taste and i can see that now. what was i thinking? i am not in favor of sexual assault and harassment. my only reason for posting this was because of the mental image i formed when i read the aritcle of the criminal burglar dude using his penis to slap his victim. which would be gross if someone did that, and completely inappropriate. not at all comical, even if he had a truly lenghty schlong.

i guess i was trying to channel the immortal imago, but failed miserably, i'm sorry, fellow orgers. i've let you down.

PurpleJedi said:

Rococo said:

this thread clearly shows the sociopathy within humanity.

alas, you would not be making jokes if you were sexually assulted.

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT IS NOT FUNNY! C'mon people your not in High School. You're all Adults. try acting like it.

...if you consider making light of a ludicrous situation "sociopathy" then perhaps discussing issues on prince.org may not be your cup of tea.

thank you for seeing a glimmer of funny in my stupid thread. next life time, let's move in together and get friendly, like in New Girl.

XxAxX said:

i apologize. this thread is totally in bad taste and i can see that now. what was i thinking? i am not in favor of sexual assault and harassment. my only reason for posting this was because of the mental image i formed when i read the aritcle of the criminal burglar dude using his penis to slap his victim. which would be gross if someone did that, and completely inappropriate. not at all comical, even if he had a truly lenghty schlong.

i guess i was trying to channel the immortal imago, but failed miserably, i'm sorry, fellow orgers. i've let you down.

It's not that big a deal.

Some dude tries to rob a woman, pulls out his schlong and slaps her in the face with it.

Totally a story to be shared on the Org.

She was not raped. She was not injured. She was dick-slapped.

The dude belongs in jail, where maybe some bigger dude with a bigger weapon can give him a taste of his own medicine.

Case closed. End of story.

PurpleJedi said:

Rococo said:

PurpleJedi said:

...if you consider making light of a ludicrous situation "sociopathy" then perhaps discussing issues on prince.org may not be your cup of tea.

Srry dear unless your mod on this forum you cannot tell me what i can do on this board. Its my opinion and since this is an open discussion then youre gonna haveto deal with it

Oh, you mean like the way you "deal" with this thread in general?

Perhaps if you try to engage people with intelligent discourse in an attempt to promote your opinion on the matter - and your outrage - rather than the condescending little rant, you could garner some legitimate feedback.

Pot, meet kettle.

Rococo said:

Oh how nice now im stupid and i cant hold intelligence discurses how nice [Edited 1/31/14 10:37am]

if one cannot, or will not respect my sense of humor

then one can continue in their piety without threat of

dentin my happy life.

THAT WAS LONG WINDED FOR

FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!

JustErin said:

This thread is weird to me.

One minute you're on and on about rape culture and the next you're laughing at a woman being sexually assaulted.

is what i was trying to say.

joking about rape/molestation is never cool. might as well joke about genocide.

^ you're absolutely right. i apologize. i posted it because i'm going squirrely with cabin fever and for some reason the cartoonish aspect of the violence made me laugh. when i see it through your eyes i understand it's not funny for the reasons you so correctly stated

If I was that woman, I would have yanked his ding a ling after he tried to slap me with it.

Sorry if that's not funny to anyone. At least he didn't try grabbing or raping her. That would have not been funny.

[Edited 1/31/14 21:20pm]

This guy does NOT deserve his dick... I truly hope he gets SEVERE erectile dysfunction and shrinkage and has his dick decomposed while he is still alive and has 8 maggots and 10 tapeworms squirming in his urethra.

Disrespecting women really pisses me off

[Edited 2/1/14 16:02pm]

[Edited 2/1/14 16:03pm]

purplemajesty23 said:

This guy does NOT deserve his dick... I truly hope he gets SEVERE erectile dysfunction and shrinkage and has his dick decomposed while he is still alive and has 8 maggots and 10 tapeworms squirming in his urethra.

Disrespecting women really pisses me off

[Edited 2/1/14 16:02pm]

[Edited 2/1/14 16:03pm]

once again, i apologize for offering such a tasteless topic.

[Edited 2/2/14 3:13am]

XxAxX said:

purplemajesty23 said:

This guy does NOT deserve his dick... I truly hope he gets SEVERE erectile dysfunction and shrinkage and has his dick decomposed while he is still alive and has 8 maggots and 10 tapeworms squirming in his urethra.

Disrespecting women really pisses me off

[Edited 2/1/14 16:02pm]

[Edited 2/1/14 16:03pm]

once again, i apologize for offering such a tasteless topic.

[Edited 2/2/14 3:13am]

one apology should suffice...

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

once again, i apologize for offering such a tasteless topic.

[Edited 2/2/14 3:13am]

one apology should suffice...

you're right. i'm sorry

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

one apology should suffice...

you're right. i'm sorry

well at least this time

your apology reached the only person that should matter.

i forgive you, DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

i shall be forced to flog and thrash you within an inch of someones life

so, if you choose to see horrible things in a horrible light,

THAT'S ON YOU!!! no-one wishes pain/sufferin on anyone.

there is humor in the most tragic of events in life.

GOD gives us humor to take away the tragic sting... king bad

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

you're right. i'm sorry

well at least this time

your apology reached the only person that should matter.

i forgive you, DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

i shall be forced to flog and thrash you within an inch of someones life

ooooh. sorry

did someone say 'spanking'