ThisOne said:

excited said:

my bloke just denied it, he just said they must be american?

No cock n ball string tying Aussies here!!! . Do u think he's in denial?

i did find a ball of string and suggested he have a go, but the look on his face & the way he crossed his legs was all i needed to know

Shyra said:

You should have fucked with him by saying, "Oh yeah! I'd like to put on my 6" spiked fuck me pumps and walk all over that dick!" Nasty ass muhfuggah.

This thread should be called 50 shades of ThisOne.

I remember someone in college telling me, if you ask 100 women "wanna have sex?" you would get one to say yes. In fact I remember one guy telling how high his count had gotten before someone took him up on his offer. IIRC it wasn't even close to 100.

Sounds like you got a creepy got playing the numbers game. Well, at least he was honest and didn't waste your time.

tinaz said:

Tempest said:

Sorry to hear that you get sleazed on a lot. That's a bummer.

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Groping is totally inappropriate.

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I think guys (for the most part) know that they can't mess with me. I just give off a vibe. I've had my fair share of coming in contact with weirdos over the years but I've learned (as I've grown spiritually) that I can overcome most everything by using the authority of God's word. It works every time. Most of the time there are evil spirits that drive perverse people. Especially ones that are so "in your face" about it (groping, being gross, etc.).

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I've even cast out / confronted demons (used God's authority) on Nicollet Ave. in downtown Minneapolis when a guy approached me & my husband with his fists raised & ready to rumble. We didn't even know the guy. We were just walking along minding our own business (middle of the day / lunch hour) in downtown and we happened to be talking about ministry & demons at the time. There were all kinds of people on the Mall at the time too since it was a weekday & over the lunch hour. Suddenly, this crazy guy comes all the way from across the street, gets in my husband's face with raised fists (talking crazy) & starts threatening him. He was out of his mind. My husband stood there really perplexed like, "Who in the heck is this guy & what's his problem?" My husband was ready to deck him (or at least push him out of his face) but I intervened. I didn't hesitate for one minute to look him straight in his face, look him right in the eyes & do the duty on him right in front of everyone on the Nicollet Mall. I cast those demons out & within seconds, the man was in his right mind, his eyes were no longer ablaze, he dropped his fists & he looked at me totally perplexed. He was instantly changed, in his right mind & apologized PROFUSELY to my husband several times. You could see the change on his face & in his eyes. The anger & rage was completely gone.

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When we excused ourselves & walked away from him, he turned around and followed us to lunch (keeping back a few paces) and then approached us again as we were entering the restaurant & kept apologizing over and over for his words & actions shaking my husband's hand. He was really taken back by what had just happened to him. God is good.

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I wouldn't hestitate to do the same with someone with perverse / sexual demons. I'm not ashamed of the Gospel or the power thereof. I use it when I need to and the spirit realm knows that I'm not afraid to do it (even in public).

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Got a chip on your shoulder Tinaz?

Tempest said:

tinaz said:

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Got a chip on your shoulder Tinaz?

Nope

ThisOne said:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Tinaz What you need to realise is 2 many people God and Religion is a private thing and you bring it into every discussion and topic and thread - and that is offensive to many especially me and probably God 2

u Thisone! and to the bold, actaully all of it!






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I can spell...


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God is a private thing? Obviously, you've never read the Bible.

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You people have weirds you haven't even used yet.

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I do not bring God into every thread. That's a blatant lie. Really tired of the lies & false accusations around here.

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Carry on.

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Later much.

tinaz said:

I like it when a woman bites my muscles...HARD

but leave my penis and balls alone, those want tenderness

JoeTyler said:

ThisOne said:

JoeTyler said:

I like it when a woman bites my muscles...HARD

but leave my penis and balls alone, those want tenderness

Out of all the men here I thought u would have definately tried the string thing..... If so what's it like JT???? Was it just a 1time thing??? Bet u pulled 2 hard!!!!

wtf I avoid pain in my willie/balls at all costs, hell NO, JUST HELL NO

JoeTyler said:

I'm not into pain... and especially not down there.

ThisOne said:

tinaz said:

u Thisone! and to the bold, actaully all of it!






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I luv u 2 Tinaz..... U keep this place real!!!

Keep this place real? Spoken like a true tinass toadie.

Tempest said:

ThisOne said:

tinaz said: I luv u 2 Tinaz..... U keep this place real!!!

Keep this place real? Spoken like a true tinass toadie.

Oh look kids! Its our resident God warrior with ANOTHER fine example of how a christian behaves!!

tinaz said:

Tempest said:

Keep this place real? Spoken like a true tinass toadie.

Oh look kids! Its our resident God warrior with ANOTHER fine example of how a christian behaves!!

You'd know. . . . you "Christian" coward you.

Tinass and toadie, sitting in a tree, P * I * S * S * I * N * G.

Tempest said:

tinaz said:

Oh look kids! Its our resident God warrior with ANOTHER fine example of how a christian behaves!!

You'd know. . . . you "Christian" coward you.

Tinass and toadie, sitting in a tree, P * I * S * S * I * N * G.

The only reason I am commenting is so you can't edit out your immaturity when you realize this isnt 7th grade and we are ADULTS....

You & toadie BOTH need to grow up.

Tempest said:

You & toadie BOTH need to grow up.

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ThisOne said:

I went out to a local club with one of my girl friends We had a lovely dinner then sat by the bar to order a round of vodka and cranberry juice...... ! Of course she had to go to the ladies leaving me sitting there with 2 drinks infront of me! !!! No I did not drink hers!!! .... But I sat there thinking about it!!! Anyway that's not what this thread is about...... Yes anyway I was just sitting there when this man approached me and asked if it would be ok to sit in the seat next to me - so me being polite. agreed Then he asked the usual questions ..... Name - where do u live - work - blaaady bla bla And I just answered nice n police..... Then he said u look like a kinky woman...,, what do u like doing for pleasure ! I said I'm just like any other normal woman - nothing much out of the ord.... So to change the attention off me I asked..... What about u???? And he said that he loves to tie his balls n penis with string and pull till it hurts a little!!!! I saw my friend walking out of the ladies sculled both drinks picked up my bag - said nice to meet u I gotta go... And walked briskly to my friend telling her how we need to find another establishment !!!! [Edited 1/25/14 20:14pm]

Lol. If he had said something not so strange, would you have gone along with it (the conversation), seemed like he was doing ok untill the point he blurted that out.

Also the arguing in the this thread is hilarious.

^ i thought the same thing. at what point in the getting-to-know-you scenario IS it okay to talk about one's genitals in the context of string and tying and pulling? would that be right after "what's your name?" or, would it come somewhere between "what do you do for a lviing?" and "what's your hobby?"

hey now it is not my fault you asked me!

Did you, by any chance, ask him to describe what that actually feels like? If so, I bet he leaned over to you and slowly whispered in your ear:

"feels...like a... MaStErPieCe!"

I met a guy once who told me he had a fetish for having his testicles squeezed really hard. Just the thought of it makes me cringe. Different strokes for different folks.

Tempest said:

LayzieKiddZ said:

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