Some people are ALWAYS gonna be single...always.

These people may even be in a relationship or married but they may as well be classed as single because they cannot gel with anyone. Miserable unbalanced motherfuckers.

Ok.

1. Single People have lost core values and don't look for basic things in a partner:

Male basic= Job, car, own home, no baby mama drama, shows love to kids, reasonable sized dick, hygenic, polite, not a pussy, not tight

Female basic= Job, car, own home, no baby daddy drama, shows love to kids, reasonable sized tits n ass, hygenic, polite, not a bitch, is tight

So you have single ppl who go after looks, being really rich, being really extravagant, being really accomplished BEFORE the basics. Those things are luxury needs not basic needs. Get the basics 1st as a foundation then get the luxury.

2. Single ppl are always single because they are too fucking confrontational all the time and won't let shit go. The only reason relationships do and will work is because ppl either let their partner vent a little frustration on them and don't retaliate back OR they forgive their partner for daily fuck ups.

ALL, not most but ALL my single friends DO NOT let shit go. They are so confrontational about everything and hold grudges for years. That is Kryptonite to a relationship.

3. Single people are usually not freaky enough in a relationship. Now don't get me wrong, they can be very nasty when not in a commited relationship. But as soon as they get in2 a relationship they lose the freak. get cofrontational (see no. 2) and boring. Who wants to sleep with an unhappy, miserable fuck? Not me.

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But don't take relationship advice from me. What do i know, At least two women have cheated on me in my life.

At the end of the day..

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YOu can do whatever the FUCK..u wanna do

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The funniest, oldest and LAMEST statement that some Single women make is "All the Good Men are either Married or Gay"....When a Single woman says that what she really means is "I like being single, yes I have my Lonely-moments but I'm not going out of my way to Find companionship"..My Coworkers Sister never married and still gives a Lame excuse as to why she's single well into her 60's..She's single cuz she wanna be not because Men are drinking "Gay water"..

Chancellor said:

The funniest, oldest and LAMEST statement that some Single women make is "All the Good Men are either Married or Gay"....When a Single woman says that what she really means is "I like being single, yes I have my Lonely-moments but I'm not going out of my way to Find companionship"..My Coworkers Sister never married and still gives a Lame excuse as to why she's single well into her 60's..She's single cuz she wanna be not because Men are drinking "Gay water"..

Well said.

They give bullshit excuses.

Those women cannot STOP being at the club on a Friday night with their girls. In fact I will add a number 4:

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4. Single men and women as Chancellor rightly said want to be single (subconciously).

Why? Because they are already in a relationship with their friends. A single woman for example will go on holiday, pick up their kids, go to restaurants, dance with, call all the time and generally fuss over their 'girlfriend' and that is why they don't need or even want a boyfriend cos all that mushy shit YO non sexual relationship having azz is having with YO girlfriend from school leaves NO room 4 a man in YO life. YO best friend IS YO man Then when u find a man, just like a man, she will cuss ur man, till u dump yo man and she gets back to being YO man. Wake up...

my priorities are MY PRIORITIES,

which means, i don't have time to politic

about shit. a relationship sometimes

ask for more than i can give

i'm very up front with my thoughts

(this one is always troublesome due to comparison)

i can get the milk without havin to deal with

the cow pies and bullshit that goes with the cow...

i ain't no farmer...

so class,

what did i just say?

i'm a bit self posessed.

i'm realistic and honest enough

not to take a woman down a path

she thinks is lined with golden roses.

i fuck my friends, i don't fuck them over...

KingBAD said:

my priorities are MY PRIORITIES,

which means, i don't have time to politic

about shit. a relationship sometimes

ask for more than i can give

i'm very up front with my thoughts

(this one is always troublesome due to comparison)

i can get the milk without havin to deal with

the cow pies and bullshit that goes with the cow...

i ain't no farmer...

so class,

what did i just say?

i'm a bit self posessed.

i'm realistic and honest enough

not to take a woman down a path

she thinks is lined with golden roses.

i fuck my friends, i don't fuck them over...

I dont understand the reasoning behind this thread... Who gives a fuck why anyone is single... Who are you to make judgements and ASSumptions...

Man, you got some nerve.... And please get the fuck over yourself... replying to peoples threads is not stalking Its what WE DO HERE...


Anyway.... Please enlighten us with your expertise on relationships... im in a bad mood today, I need a laugh...

The real reason people are in couples is beacuse they're afraid to be alone. They'll take any old person, let them cheat on them and then jump into the next relationship without even leaving the first one cause they don't know how to make toast.

See, we can all generalize.

CarrieMpls said:

The real reason people are in couples is beacuse they're afraid to be alone. They'll take any old person, let them cheat on them and then jump into the next relationship without even leaving the first one cause they don't know how to make toast.

See, we can all generalize.

tinaz said:

I dont understand the reasoning behind this thread... Who gives a fuck why anyone is single... Who are you to make judgements and ASSumptions...

Man, you got some nerve.... And please get the fuck over yourself... replying to peoples threads is not stalking Its what WE DO HERE...


Anyway.... Please enlighten us with your expertise on relationships... im in a bad mood today, I need a laugh...

But don't take relationship advice from me. What do i know, At least two women have cheated on me in my life.

At the end of the day..

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YOu can do whatever the FUCK..u wanna do

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Jesus, who cares about owning a home or loving kids.

shows love to cats, feet don't smell, considerate, not so stupid that things have to be explained multiple times, no chemical depression (I refuse to be barked at just because you're never happy )

that's what matters most for both sexes.

KingBAD said:

I like that.

man dude, wow, umm yeah, wew

people in relationships USE TO BE single

so this post really makes no sense

Where are all these relationships and marriages coming from if single people are always single...

Please stop quoting The Hodgetwins. They're to good for this thread

Mandingo said:

KingBAD said:

I like that.

"... niggas gotta supply the own heat..."