...and that orger is Gunsnhalen, fresh from the gym but crazy-eyed from all that creatine & Deca he just used...

Would you;

a) run the other way?

b) stop, drop & roll?

c) stand your ground with fish in hand?

I've dealt with psycho body builders before. They don't scare me & I know how to stand my ground.

*

Not that Guns is a psycho.

*

As long as he doesn't hold a gun to my head & force me to purchase copious amounts of Joe Weider's protein powder, we're cool.

I'm choosing option C.

Ask him to sing his favorite Prince song for me.

Since I work out as much as Guns, I'd stand my ground (without the fish).

Tempest said:

I've dealt with psycho body builders before. They don't scare me & I know how to stand my ground.

*

Not that Guns is a psycho.

*

As long as he doesn't hold a gun to my head & force me to purchase copious amounts of Joe Weider's protein powder, we're cool.

I'm choosing option C.

Guns isn't a psycho but he's like 7' tall so automatically you want to strike first, ask questions later.

dJJ said:

Ask him to sing his favorite Prince song for me.

What if he starts belting out tracks from NewPowerSoul?

Would you hit him with a brick then?

d) Give him a cream pie.

uPtoWnNY said:

Since I work out as much as Guns, I'd stand my ground (without the fish).

True...considering what you leg press, you could wait to see if he charges, then duck and flip him over, WWE-style.

lazycrockett said:

d) Give him a cream pie.

Smart!



Blind him then make a run for it!


...uhm...


...that's what you meant, right???

PurpleJedi said:

...and that orger is Gunsnhalen, fresh from the gym but crazy-eyed from all that creatine & Deca he just used...

Would you;

a) run the other way?

b) stop, drop & roll?

c) stand your ground with fish in hand?

mmmm, I would stop, drop and roll with fish in hand...

PurpleJedi said:

lazycrockett said:

d) Give him a cream pie.

Smart!



Blind him then make a run for it!


...uhm...


...that's what you meant, right???

Yep right in the face!!!!!

wait, no. first i'd warn him about dead lifting weights like that guy who broke his back doing it a few days ago and caution him to be careful and then

d) i'd start singing darling nikki loudly and off key to frighten him away so he wouldn't ask too many questions

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PurpleJedi said:

...and that orger is Gunsnhalen, fresh from the gym but crazy-eyed from all that creatine & Deca he just used...

Would you;

a) run the other way?

b) stop, drop & roll?

c) stand your ground with fish in hand?

IF you knew what their face looks like to identify another orger

with some

NSFW!!!

you have to see the vid...

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if you saw me comin it would look like

or they get the look

PurpleJedi said:

dJJ said:

Ask him to sing his favorite Prince song for me.

What if he starts belting out tracks from NewPowerSoul?

Would you hit him with a brick then?

I was actually trying to play NPS a few minutes ago! The sound of my devices doesn't cooperate, so I got frustrated and went over here.


So, I actually would be happy, because now I can't hear anything of New Power Soul.

PurpleJedi said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Since I work out as much as Guns, I'd stand my ground (without the fish).

True...considering what you leg press, you could wait to see if he charges, then duck and flip him over, WWE-style.

My cousin (who also lifts) told me it's foolish to leg press so much weight at my age(53 next week). He said I'm risking arthritis, so I have to cut back. Shit...

Well, he is huge... i run... I can run for a longgggggggggggggggg way.... he'd never catch me...

But most likely I would give him a big hug cuz I loves him!!!

i love all of y'all.

Cinny said:

uPtoWnNY said:

PurpleJedi said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Since I work out as much as Guns, I'd stand my ground (without the fish).

True...considering what you leg press, you could wait to see if he charges, then duck and flip him over, WWE-style.

My cousin (who also lifts) told me it's foolish to leg press so much weight at my age(53 next week). He said I'm risking arthritis, so I have to cut back. Shit...

Idk, i think it's great you still do it

And i do leg press heavy... but not THAT heavy every week i don't want my legs to die

KingBAD said:

NSFW!!!

you have to see the vid...

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[Edited 1/21/14 15:40pm]

There is no way to see it. It won't play.

Shyra said:

KingBAD said:

NSFW!!!

you have to see the vid...

[Edited 1/21/14 15:38pm]

[Edited 1/21/14 15:40pm]

There is no way to see it. It won't play.

it won't youtube

i have to try and find the link again.

it

s a bit messy, but REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLY FUNNY!!!