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An Elderly Couple Goes To Bed After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points."
A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "Touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts another and says, "Tied! I'm ahead 14 to seven." The wife again breaks wind and says, "It's good! Tie game." The old geezer tries but can't muster another fart. He waits a few moments and then decides to give it everything he's got,
but there's an awful wet sound. The wife asks, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Halftime, switch sides."  | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Eww! I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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that's the one... IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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someone said to me "why do you do that to funkpills threads?" (talkin botu me addin jokes all week) it's because, every joke i see after friday is like he's tellin it.
Oh, and mind yo fuckin bizzness GetSomeBiznessEdit
[Edited 1/10/14 8:25am] i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Groody gross | |
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Sharting at its best | |
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Ohhhhhhhhhh.... it's almost tomorrow and i haven't done a thing all week...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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