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The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Bottle Of Jack Daniels A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels [Edited 1/3/14 3:28am] | |
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Happy (snowy) Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
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KingBAD: Oh dear.... I'll β₯οΈ "LemonDrop" 2DN π your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! πΉ πΆπΈπΆ π Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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!!!!! [Edited 1/3/14 14:17pm] | |
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funkpill said: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels [Edited 1/3/14 3:28am] !!!! !!! !!! The idea is to spill a bit of Jack Daniels near the area and sit back and enjoy the search!!! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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!!!!! [Edited 1/3/14 14:17pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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human Sexipede "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. i am KING BAD!!!
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i am KING BAD!!!
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Good plan! | |
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. i am KING BAD!!!
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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: | |
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Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. | |
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Not a joke but funny.... | |
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