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Confessions Of Orgers 1. I have bench pressed to Kenny G and Lionel Richie. 2. I have put my pubic hair in someone's coke. (I was 12) 3. I punched a duck. 4. I tried to join the illuminati three times. But they seriously want that orgy with will smith, Chris brown, Tom Cruise, and Richard Simmons to happen. 5. You're a whore 6. I had relations with Dan. Back when he was Thai, before he turned Chinese. What are y'all confessions? Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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At the beginning of the year I wrote a letter to my ex just to say hi. I may write another to him just to say hi again. Maybe he'll write back and tell me to stop writing because his wife wants me to stop writing to him. No, I'm not stalking him. But I'm hoping that he'll share pictures of his baby with me (if he has any now). [Edited 12/27/13 14:06pm] | |
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1. I have Abba and Barbara Streisand on my MP3 player. 2. I pee'd on a frog when I was 6. (Rodeoschro are you listening?) 3. I'm going on 3 years without. (Does this mean I'm a virgin again?) 4. I paid $1,307.88 INTEREST on a $1,000 loan. (But Seattle was worth it!!!)
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Oops!!!!
Silly me!!! It doesn't matter anyway. [Edited 12/28/13 12:59pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Double oopsie [Edited 12/28/13 12:01pm] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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McRib oh no that and the mcgriddle are shit machines Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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you will never unvirginize yourself Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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1. I shoplifted once. 2. I was on a bus ride from Guadalajara Mexico To San Francisco,California without underware. 3. I want to be a drag queen. 4.i stole a bag a weed from a "friend" and then sold it to him. 5. I won miss galatica 2055 6.i like the smell of new books
i wonder which ones are real? | |
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1. My favorite pig out food is Papa John's pizza.
2. I can't get 60 minutes of cardio in at the gym unless I'm watching and listening to the 80's music video channel on the machine.
3. I go to 3 different grocery stores to do my grocery shopping (all in the same day).
4. Sometimes I go 3-4 days without checking my mailbox.
5. I don't take the trash out after dark.
6. Lately, I've been obsessed with makeup.
7. Unless I'm going to the gym, I never leave the house without wearing perfume.
8. By June 2014, I'm going to lose 30 pounds. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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1) I have a lot of clothes, I mean a lot. Well, I do like choices. 2) I officially became an Uncle. 3) I love sitcoms. 4) I love french fries.
( I'm going to wear some super hip clothes, eat some fries, and watch sitcoms, while still holding on to the title of Uncle, today.) 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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This needs to be an album. You could be the gay Joni Mitchel. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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that 80's workout doe. [Edited 12/28/13 11:06am] Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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wildgoldenhoney said: At the beginning of the year I wrote a letter to my ex just to say hi. I may write another to him just to say hi again. Maybe he'll write back and tell me to stop writing because his wife wants me to stop writing to him. No, I'm not stalking him. But I'm hoping that he'll share pictures of his baby with me (if he has any now). [Edited 12/27/13 14:06pm] U know what????? If it helps u then just keep on writing!!!! Maybe he will understand that u r happy with being friends - well for now anyway mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Gunsnhalen said:
This needs to be an album. You could be the gay Joni Mitchel. Oh childe that be a good idea | |
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I can not bring myself to pay over $100.00 for a purse..
~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Seriously. There's nothing like working out to the "Neutron Dance (The Pointer Sisters)", "Dream About You (Dan Hartman)", "Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel)", "I'm Looking For A New Love (Jody Watley), "Danger Zone (Kenny Loggins)" and "Girl You Know It's True (Milli Vanilli)". I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Which reminds me....
9. I don't wear underwear when I work out at the gym nor to bed at night. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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1) In (third?) grade I stapled my thumb, just because I wanted to see how it felt. 2) In sixth grade I walked home in the dark, because I didn't want to kiss a certain boy while "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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things I'm ashamed of:
-I once stalked (physically and online) a 20 yo female (I was 22 at that time) -I have killed for fun (no, not human beings, for crying out loud!) -sometimes I've wished some family members to die (heat of the moment)
things I'm not ashamed of: -sometimes I allow women to fuck me in the ass -threesomes are fun (two girls, or two boys, doesn't matter) -I have stolen cd's and food (but not money) -I've downloaded certain movies & music -I often use female underwear -I sometimes wear female blouses
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I love jello.
I really messed up my graduating from high school because I was madly in love with a guy who went to city college next to my school so I spend every moment i could over there waiting for him in their cafeteria while he was in class. I spent overnight in juvie for shopping lifting, but I guess the store didn't press charges because they let me go the next afternoon without having a parent come get me. My right hip itches a tiny bit when I get very sleepy and I'm not already in bed. I'm kind of stoked I ran into the guy I had a giddy crush on 15+ years ago after thinking about him and his wife the night before wondering how they were doing, they're great and he's still adorable, they both are actually. I eat a pomegranate almost every night while they're in season, it's become an obsessive tradition. I kinda like my boyfriend, he alright. [Edited 12/28/13 21:39pm] | |
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Are all the now ashamed of true? damn never a dull moment. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I'm guessing that the one on the left belongs to Prince. | |
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I can't and don't dance. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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