Yesterday I was driving on my way home after work. Most of the way there was this motorcyclist in front of me. So........... I happen to notice something on his right shoulder. And I am thinking "wtf is that?"......... Eventually came upon a red light and as I came to a full stop behind him I zeroed in on what was on his right shoulder.

It was a freaking parrot! It was not a big parrot but from the size I would say a young one. Well, I started to laugh. The light changed to green and traffic moved forward and the driver of the motorcyle was driving a bit under the speed limit I assume so the bird would not fall off. The dude was wearing a white Tshirt.

I thought this was so cute but at the same time I was a bit concerned that the parrot, who was sitting, and/or moving on his shoulder, might fall off

Was he wearing an eye patch?

Please tell me he was wearing an eye patch!!!

PurpleJedi said:

Was he wearing an eye patch?

Please tell me he was wearing an eye patch!!!

No, and neither was the parrot

A man and his wife walk into a pet store and see a parrot in a cage. The man walks over, and the parrot says, "Hey buddie, your wife sure is ugly."

The man storms over to the owner and says, "Do you know what your parrot said to me," and proceeds to tell the owner.

The owner goes over to the parrot, jerks him out of the cage, slaps him around, and tells him, "You know what I told you about that, this is your last chance!" He puts the parrot back into the cage.

The man and his wife go back by the parrot's cage on their way out of the store and the parrot says, "Hey buddie" while looking back and forth between the man and the owner.

The man says, "What?"

The parrot says, "You know what."

PurpleJedi said:

A man and his wife walk into a pet store and see a parrot in a cage. The man walks over, and the parrot says, "Hey buddie, your wife sure is ugly."

The man storms over to the owner and says, "Do you know what your parrot said to me," and proceeds to tell the owner.

The owner goes over to the parrot, jerks him out of the cage, slaps him around, and tells him, "You know what I told you about that, this is your last chance!" He puts the parrot back into the cage.

The man and his wife go back by the parrot's cage on their way out of the store and the parrot says, "Hey buddie" while looking back and forth between the man and the owner.

The man says, "What?"

The parrot says, "You know what."

Ohhhhhhh .......... now you turn this into a joke thread

that sounds potentially bad for the bird. hopefully they didn't drive very far...

luv4u said:

Yesterday I was driving on my way home after work. Most of the way there was this motorcyclist in front of me. So........... I happen to notice something on his right shoulder. And I am thinking "wtf is that?"......... Eventually came upon a red light and as I came to a full stop behind him I zeroed in on what was on his right shoulder.

It was a freaking parrot! It was not a big parrot but from the size I would say a young one. Well, I started to laugh. The light changed to green and traffic moved forward and the driver of the motorcyle was driving a bit under the speed limit I assume so the bird would not fall off. The dude was wearing a white Tshirt.

I thought this was so cute but at the same time I was a bit concerned that the parrot, who was sitting, and/or moving on his shoulder, might fall off

Why would it fall off? Couldn´t it just fly away?

robertlove said:

luv4u said:

Yesterday I was driving on my way home after work. Most of the way there was this motorcyclist in front of me. So........... I happen to notice something on his right shoulder. And I am thinking "wtf is that?"......... Eventually came upon a red light and as I came to a full stop behind him I zeroed in on what was on his right shoulder.

It was a freaking parrot! It was not a big parrot but from the size I would say a young one. Well, I started to laugh. The light changed to green and traffic moved forward and the driver of the motorcyle was driving a bit under the speed limit I assume so the bird would not fall off. The dude was wearing a white Tshirt.

I thought this was so cute but at the same time I was a bit concerned that the parrot, who was sitting, and/or moving on his shoulder, might fall off

Why would it fall off? Couldn´t it just fly away?

Not if it had it's flying feathers removed so it cannot fly.