It took me awhile to think about it, but if I could get away with anything for one day, I would tell each and every stupid ass motherfucker I run into what a stupid ass motherfucker they were. The doctors I work with would hear EXACTLY what I think of their prima donna asses and I would tell the holier than thou nurse practioner that works in the clinic next to us to suck it FOREVER.

Graycap23 said:

XxAxX said:

anything???? i'd travel through time and visit noteworthy people. da vinci and dorothy parker, churchill and rasputin, dickens and mozart......

That is right up my alley.

i liked yours too

Nothinbutjoy said:

It took me awhile to think about it, but if I could get away with anything for one day, I would tell each and every stupid ass motherfucker I run into what a stupid ass motherfucker they were. The doctors I work with would hear EXACTLY what I think of their prima donna asses and I would tell the holier than thou nurse practioner that works in the clinic next to us to suck it FOREVER.

I can imagine that working for doctors would not be easy. I used to work for lawyers, and some of them had an, "I"m better than you!", attitude too.

Shyra said:

psychodelicide said:

That's what I was thinking too.

Me three. Damn all that altruistic shit. You asked what I would do and get away with. Hell, why not make my life a little richer? I can think about being benevolent later.

Hack my banck account and add a 6 zero's to my credit.

Eat everything I want without my body getting all upset about it. Chocolate, CHEESE, thick pasta sauce.........mmjummie..

Hire a team of cleaners and organisers for my house. And contract them for the rest of my life.
Remember, I did hack my bank account, so I could pay them for a life time work on that one day

Get my drivers license and a car, so I can visit my grandmother and not depend on a ride from others.


With the money I would buy material and manhours to renovate an old garage at a lake that I ow. I have to sell it, but I'd rather keep it, renovate it in a beautiful place and use it as my refuge place.

Invent a serum so my cat nor my grandmother ever dies or gets sick.


Go back in time and be less stubborn, entitled and insensitive as I have been.
Go back in time and be more assertive, shrewd and defending my own interests more than I have.