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Thread started 06/28/13 12:41am

funkpill

An Alabama Pastor Said To His Congregation

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. confused
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Reply #1 posted 06/28/13 1:11am

wildgoldenhone
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Blonde jokes... lol

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Reply #2 posted 06/28/13 3:06am

chocolate1

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I like that one! biggrin
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Have a great Friday!
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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 06/28/13 3:22am

aardvark15
lol
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Reply #4 posted 06/28/13 5:04am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 06/28/13 9:09am

morningsong

lol Busted.

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Reply #6 posted 06/28/13 9:38am

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #7 posted 06/28/13 9:01pm

nursev

Lawd Have Mercy lol

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Reply #8 posted 06/28/13 11:10pm

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Reply #9 posted 06/29/13 5:42am

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 07/04/13 8:25pm

paintedlady

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lol clapping

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Reply #11 posted 07/05/13 11:24am

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eek !Que momia! (mummy=brain's dead.)

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Reply #12 posted 07/05/13 7:43pm

ThisOne
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