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Thread started 06/03/13 6:01pm

MoBetterBliss

Headline: Will Smith farts, chaos ensues

Today many of Hollywood's biggest stars gathered to honor Will Smith for being just so fantastic. During the ceremony Will let out an audible, trumpet-like sound from his anus, and all hell broke loose. Chairs and tables flew everywhere as the likes of Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, and Angelia Jolie all rushed to get a whiff of wonderful Will's gas.
"I thought if i could just breath a little in, I'd probably win another Oscar and possibly live a little longer" Anne Hathoway was quoted as saying.
Denzel Washington is currently receiving treatment for suspected broken ribs suffered during the melee. When asked about the incident "it was so totally worth it" was Denzel's tearful reply.
During the incident, Tom Cruise was seen to be looking on like a proud Father.

more details as the news breaks.........

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Reply #1 posted 06/03/13 6:08pm

ZombieKitten

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Is Will Smith a scientologist???
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #2 posted 06/03/13 6:27pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I have no words.
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* falloff *
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* worship *
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #3 posted 06/03/13 6:36pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #4 posted 06/03/13 6:50pm

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Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

^ a documentary nod




but, it's weird how first the onion and then the daily mash ran articles mocking will and jaden though. i hope it's all in good fun. if not, then jaden won't be liking this, poor guy

[Edited 6/3/13 19:09pm]

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Reply #5 posted 06/03/13 10:38pm

NDRU

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God, if only Jean Stapleton had been close by... pray

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Reply #6 posted 06/04/13 5:13am

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MoBetterBliss said:


Today many of Hollywood's biggest stars gathered to honor Will Smith for being just so fantastic. During the ceremony Will let out an audible, trumpet-like sound from his anus, and all hell broke loose. Chairs and tables flew everywhere as the likes of Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, and Angelia Jolie all rushed to get a whiff of wonderful Will's gas.
"I thought if i could just breath a little in, I'd probably win another Oscar and possibly live a little longer" Anne Hathoway was quoted as saying.
Denzel Washington is currently receiving treatment for suspected broken ribs suffered during the melee. When asked about the incident "it was so totally worth it" was Denzel's tearful reply.
During the incident, Tom Cruise was seen to be looking on like a proud Father.

more details as the news breaks.....



Classic Bliss! lol
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so". Thomas Jefferson
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Reply #7 posted 06/04/13 1:49pm

MoBetterBliss

Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

i wonder who'll play Will hmmm

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Reply #8 posted 06/04/13 3:50pm

Nothinbutjoy

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MoBetterBliss said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I heard, through sources that prefer to remain nameless, that the incident was so profound a movie staring the entire Smith clan is already filming.

i wonder who'll play Will hmmm

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They all play themselves because no one else can capture the essence of Smith-dom.

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #9 posted 06/05/13 6:03am

alphastreet

If I laugh hard enough, I might fart loud enough to make a headline myself lol

In other news, Janet Jackson is using coffee enemas again

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