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Personals Ad: What would yours say? So, just for laughs, why don't some of you write about yourself as if you were posting an ad on a dating website?
Seventeendayze, Black female, early 30s, seems to be involved in drama including lawsuits, loveletters and other random shit. Enjoys listening to Prince, Lenny Kravitz, David Bowie, perhaps in denial about having fetish for male crossdressers. Likes the whiteboys and generally loathes the 9 to 5 life... Trolls be gone! | |
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latino-male sometimes bi gender,androphile, enjoys fantasy and sci-fi, food mostly veggie, loves collecting japanese music, writer, likes cats, likes to run around towns while singing, loves libraries, but hates small spaces. lets create a fantasy world for the both of us, a place where the roses never stop growing. A place where rules do not exist and time as well. let's go to distant...
also be able to handle my other personality. | |
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Confused housewife with hermit tendencies. Avoids social interaction. Loves to cook but not for other people. Not seeking any kind of friendship or relationship just PEACE AND QUIET. I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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Dare I ask why are you confused? Trolls be gone! | |
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SeventeenDayze said:
Dare I ask why are you confused? I don't even know where to start that's how bad it is You don't want to know why I'm antisocial? not that I know the answer to that myself I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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I did a Backpage ad 5 years ago.
40 for half 80 for hour WSM Risky photo
That was a failure but i did nab a client.$80 for hours work.I got such emotional high off that. but between cab services and horny pills.It wasn't gonna work. Plus female johns are rarity
WSM
[Edited 3/9/13 20:09pm] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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describe your personality 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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crazy...no kidding
uh....whimsical, introvert, shy, opionated, dreamer, submissive( i pretend to be), stuff... | |
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Hung dude with very large penis seeking female with vagina (any size is fine). Must have slightly less attractive friend for wingman Admiral. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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has to be a woman right? | |
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Trolls be gone! | |
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For me, probably. For Admiral, don't really care. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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I only get hunged like Captainchaos if the woman is a nine or dime
2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Does two 5s equal a dime? How about 3 threes and a one? 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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The womans attraction is equal to my penis size A deuce is 2 inches A dime is 10 inches
Do u memba that chick i orgnote you? How would u rate her and what would be Captainchaos size for her? 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Captain genreally uses a yardsrick but she was pretty hot... 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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50 + bag a weed 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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I'm about to fire Admiral as a wingman so if you are looking for gainful employment... 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Sign me up 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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You guys are nuts, LOL! Hey gainful employment wouldn't be so bad either Killing two birds with one stone! Trolls be gone! | |
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I was a failed trick but could serve as a driver Alot of girls where i live are 420 specials 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Working for the Captain is very rewarding but is hard work. And hanging with me brings sights that you just can't unsee. The confidentiality agreement is 17 pages long. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Do you wear your gimp suit often? 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Ok this thread is getting scary, LOL! Trolls be gone! | |
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Forgot my add
Male seeking female 40+inch arse/tied tubes/bleached anus optional Must have a weird friend-A goth chick or a midget
My photo ad 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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I had Admiral wear a gimp suit one time. We made a box for him to hang out in but he forgot to cut nose holes and a mouth hole so a couple of days later I found him still in the box "technically dead". The Captain was able to get Admiral to the hospital and after donating some of my super blood, Admiral was able to regain consciousness and function at about 82% of what he did before the misadventure.
For some reason, I have not be able to get him to get back into the gimp suit after that. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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"Probably crazier & hotter than you; dates & sex ONLY at my place; everything will be cool if you don't try anything foolish (laugh at my albums) / weird (scat-dirty genitalia) / dangerous (like trying to rob me /kill me)"
[Edited 3/10/13 9:20am] | |
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self-centred, dateless-wonder seeks woman with low self esteem and lower expectations that dosn't mind being disappointed in bed and in general. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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I could also include, "repressed, former Baptist and possibly a bit of a drama queen seeks stable, rich white dude to finance her and roleplay a few days a week with but not on Sundays" lol Trolls be gone! | |
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SBF: 24, Loves movies, music and alcoholic beverages. Obsessed with Michael Jackson, Game of Thrones and my "personal friend" of the last 6 yrs (who is not going anywhere anytime soon) Looking for a single guy, tall with a nice beard and at least one habit She Don't Speak..But She Remembers | |
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