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Thread started 12/25/12 8:24am

ThisOne

It was my first time ever - but the bitch rode me like a horse and now it hurts like hell!

I got one of those Thai massages where they press against your pressure points

I don't mind that she climbed all over me - that was actually weird but good - if u know what I mean

But damn I am in so much pain and I didn't realise how many pressure pints I had

It really hurts so much that I just can't sleep

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Reply #1 posted 12/25/12 8:30am

ThisOne

Has anyone ever had one of these massages before?

When does this throbbing pain end????


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Reply #2 posted 12/25/12 9:05am

ThisOne

After reading the title I am sorry if the contents of this thread disappoint many of u

That's just nasty

I'm in serious pain ok - and it's 4am here

I have had zero sleep

Where is the love n compassion sad
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Reply #3 posted 12/25/12 9:14am

kiasheri

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comfort comfort comfort comfort comfort

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #4 posted 12/25/12 9:17am

ThisOne

kiasheri said:

comfort comfort comfort comfort comfort




:Hug: Thank u


The pain killers r starting to work smile
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Reply #5 posted 12/25/12 10:42pm

NDRU

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Dang, I have done Thai massage, and it was never that bad! Just good to relax afterward, like after exercise, but it didn't do such a number on me. Maybe she gave you the clap

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Reply #6 posted 12/25/12 10:52pm

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^^^^ spit

lol

I've never had a massage, but after all that shopping my flat feet in conjunction with old age have left me with a sore back from HELL.

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...I don't think that I'll be looking for a Thai massage when I finally decide to get one though.

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Reply #7 posted 12/26/12 3:48am

ThisOne

NDRU said:

Dang, I have done Thai massage, and it was never that bad! Just good to relax afterward, like after exercise, but it didn't do such a number on me. Maybe she gave you the clap




Maybe the Thai massages u got had a happy ending. - this one I had really hurt

She was way too rough :(

And I refuse to comment on your clap neutral
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Reply #8 posted 12/26/12 3:49am

ThisOne

PurpleJedi said:

^^^^ spit



lol




I've never had a massage, but after all that shopping my flat feet in conjunction with old age have left me with a sore back from HELL.


dead



...I don't think that I'll be looking for a Thai massage when I finally decide to get one though.


confused



Man up already lol
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Reply #9 posted 12/26/12 6:24am

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ThisOne said:


PurpleJedi said:

^^^^ spit

lol

I've never had a massage, but after all that shopping my flat feet in conjunction with old age have left me with a sore back from HELL.

dead

...I don't think that I'll be looking for a Thai massage when I finally decide to get one though.

confused

Man up already lol

NO THANK YOU.

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Reply #10 posted 12/26/12 12:00pm

NDRU

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ThisOne said:

NDRU said:

Dang, I have done Thai massage, and it was never that bad! Just good to relax afterward, like after exercise, but it didn't do such a number on me. Maybe she gave you the clap

Maybe the Thai massages u got had a happy ending. - this one I had really hurt She was way too rough sad And I refuse to comment on your clap neutral

Sorry!

It is a bit like exercise, though, and it can make you sore.

I did have one swedish massage that was too rough. It depends on the person/people. Some people like it rough, and some people are stronger than others.

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Reply #11 posted 12/26/12 1:42pm

ThisOne

NDRU said:



ThisOne said:


NDRU said:

Dang, I have done Thai massage, and it was never that bad! Just good to relax afterward, like after exercise, but it didn't do such a number on me. Maybe she gave you the clap



Maybe the Thai massages u got had a happy ending. - this one I had really hurt She was way too rough sad And I refuse to comment on your clap neutral


Sorry!


It is a bit like exercise, though, and it can make you sore.


I did have one swedish massage that was too rough. It depends on the person/people. Some people like it rough, and some people are stronger than others.




Don't say sorry - I always get your jokes

I just didn't have time to b a smart arse with the clap thing so I posted no comment

lol
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Reply #12 posted 12/26/12 9:52pm

Shyra

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After reading the title I am sorry if the contents of this thread disappoint many of u That's just nasty I'm in serious pain ok - and it's 4am here I have had zero sleep Where is the love n compassion sad

lol Yep. You loured my ass right on in. And I thought this was gonna be one of those "broken dick" sagas.

[Edited 12/26/12 21:54pm]

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Reply #13 posted 12/26/12 9:59pm

Shyra

I've had massages, but they don't do anything for me. I don't know, I just don't get anything out of them. Maybe the masseuses I had didn't know what the hell they were doing, but I in no way felt relaxed or rejuvenated.

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Reply #14 posted 12/27/12 12:36am

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Massages are my favourite thing in the world - I don't care if its from someone unqualified as long as they are like the energizer bunny and NEVER STOP cloud9
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Reply #15 posted 12/28/12 6:23am

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soak in a hot bath with eucalyptus

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