So I grabbed the deodorant and sprayed the shit out of it


But it's still alive

One time when I was younger and care free I accidentally sprayed hair spray under my arm Pitts - that doesn't work either


[Edited 12/15/12 5:41am]

ThisOne said:

So I grabbed the deodorant and sprayed the shit out of it But it's still alive

Was the mosquito musty or something???

Ok the nice smelling mosquito is now hovering over my 4head

Lucky for me I have a jar if anti ageing cream near by

Tittypants said:

No it's thirsty for blood - mine I think

And I'm too lazy to get the fly spray so I am using beauty products

This reminds of me of a song I recorded a couple of years ago, while I was fucked up as hell.

What will you attack it with next?

You should have called me. I wont leave the room until a mosquito is smashed!

Ill close the door and it wil be on between me nd the bug.

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[Edited 12/15/12 7:26am]

You need a lighter to go with the spray.... that'll teach it to hunt for your blood!

[Edited 12/16/12 15:57pm]

i fell asleep singing 'i dig u better dead' ..............to myself ~ to myself

and the next morning i noticed that it had bit my elbow

then when i was making the bed i saw it squashed - dead - deoderant powder stuck beneth its wings

Now that the mosquito is dead I can focus on real important stuff....

Well I'm sick and tired of wearing the push me up - lift me up - stick it out - padded bras

Sometimes it's too much esp on hot days

I'd love to wear something with less fabric - but my nipples protrude

ESP in an air conditioned environment

What to do - what to do

nipple covers should fix that....

ThisOne said:

i fell asleep singing 'i dig u better dead' ..............to myself ~ to myself

and the next morning i noticed that it had bit my elbow

then when i was making the bed i saw it squashed - dead - deoderant powder stuck beneth its wings

It must have been a man who invented the bra cuz a woman would not do that to herself...he was fraid of the tittie.

you know what to do....

ThisOne said:

Now that the mosquito is dead I can focus on real important stuff.... Well I'm sick and tired of wearing the push me up - lift me up - stick it out - padded bras Sometimes it's too much esp on hot days I'd love to wear something with less fabric - but my nipples protrude ESP in an air conditioned environment What to do - what to do

SweeTeaII said:

It must have been a man who invented the bra cuz a woman would not do that to herself...he was fraid of the tittie.

it would be really funny if men actually did invent the bra esp seeing how they r useless at removing it

[Edited 12/18/12 4:36am]