This one is taking the cake

Dear friend,

I am Dr.Shabalala Kampala,the Former Economic&Financial Adviser to the  
incumbent Zimbabwean President,Mr.Robert Mugabe,a dictator who has  
been in Power since the independence of the country in 1980.

I am right now seeking Asylum somewhere safer,because the President  
wants me dead because I am one of the new advocates of power  
change,and he would not hear of this,especially since I threatened to  
initiate the process of returning all his stolen funds scattered  
around Europe,due to the fact that my name was used in syphoning the  
money out of Zimbabwe as his front.

Where I now need your help is that since I am now  seeking Asylum,and  
I cannot move around freely,and also cannot return the money.I now  
intend to use the money for myself and my family.So,I will need your  
help to take control of the money until such a time when my situation  
is better.Therefore if you are interested in working with me,then you  
should quickly send me your direct phone&fax numbers,address and other  
relevant information to make this transfer effective.

There is a violent power struggle within this... i need to know you can help,
We must not be discovered or we could all die, i need to do this 
In a quick & safe manor.

The money in question is US$45Million.

I will wait to hear from you urgently.

Yours truly.

Dr.Shabalala Kampala.

Scammers can be sneaky man lol

Gunsnhalen said:

This one is taking the cake

Dear friend,

I am Dr.Shabalala Kampala,the Former Economic&Financial Adviser to the  
incumbent Zimbabwean President,Mr.Robert Mugabe,a dictator who has  
been in Power since the independence of the country in 1980.

I am right now seeking Asylum somewhere safer,because the President  
wants me dead because I am one of the new advocates of power  
change,and he would not hear of this,especially since I threatened to  
initiate the process of returning all his stolen funds scattered  
around Europe,due to the fact that my name was used in syphoning the  
money out of Zimbabwe as his front.

Where I now need your help is that since I am now  seeking Asylum,and  
I cannot move around freely,and also cannot return the money.I now  
intend to use the money for myself and my family.So,I will need your  
help to take control of the money until such a time when my situation  
is better.Therefore if you are interested in working with me,then you  
should quickly send me your direct phone&fax numbers,address and other  
relevant information to make this transfer effective.

There is a violent power struggle within this... i need to know you can help,
We must not be discovered or we could all die, i need to do this 
In a quick & safe manor.

The money in question is US$45Million.

I will wait to hear from you urgently.

Yours truly.

Dr.Shabalala Kampala.

my god man! aren't you afraid to post this here? what if Mr. Mugabe finds out??????

XxAxX said:

Gunsnhalen said:

This one is taking the cake

Dear friend,

I am Dr.Shabalala Kampala,the Former Economic&Financial Adviser to the  
incumbent Zimbabwean President,Mr.Robert Mugabe,a dictator who has  
been in Power since the independence of the country in 1980.

I am right now seeking Asylum somewhere safer,because the President  
wants me dead because I am one of the new advocates of power  
change,and he would not hear of this,especially since I threatened to  
initiate the process of returning all his stolen funds scattered  
around Europe,due to the fact that my name was used in syphoning the  
money out of Zimbabwe as his front.

Where I now need your help is that since I am now  seeking Asylum,and  
I cannot move around freely,and also cannot return the money.I now  
intend to use the money for myself and my family.So,I will need your  
help to take control of the money until such a time when my situation  
is better.Therefore if you are interested in working with me,then you  
should quickly send me your direct phone&fax numbers,address and other  
relevant information to make this transfer effective.

There is a violent power struggle within this... i need to know you can help,
We must not be discovered or we could all die, i need to do this 
In a quick & safe manor.

The money in question is US$45Million.

I will wait to hear from you urgently.

Yours truly.

Dr.Shabalala Kampala.

my god man! aren't you afraid to post this here? what if Mr. Mugabe finds out??????

I heard about someone that actually turned the tables on them...pretended like he was going to go along with it, and when he got their bank info, he cleaned them out (or something like that).

Gunsnhalen said:

This one is taking the cake

Dear friend,

I am Dr.Shabalala Kampala,the Former Economic&Financial Adviser to the  
incumbent Zimbabwean President,Mr.Robert Mugabe,a dictator who has  
been in Power since the independence of the country in 1980.

I am right now seeking Asylum somewhere safer,because the President  
wants me dead because I am one of the new advocates of power  
change,and he would not hear of this,especially since I threatened to  
initiate the process of returning all his stolen funds scattered  
around Europe,due to the fact that my name was used in syphoning the  
money out of Zimbabwe as his front.

Where I now need your help is that since I am now  seeking Asylum,and  
I cannot move around freely,and also cannot return the money.I now  
intend to use the money for myself and my family.So,I will need your  
help to take control of the money until such a time when my situation  
is better.Therefore if you are interested in working with me,then you  
should quickly send me your direct phone&fax numbers,address and other  
relevant information to make this transfer effective.

There is a violent power struggle within this... i need to know you can help,
We must not be discovered or we could all die, i need to do this 
In a quick & safe manor.

The money in question is US$45Million.

I will wait to hear from you urgently.

Yours truly.

Dr.Shabalala Kampala.

This is hilarous!

So where can I send my bank account information, credit card information and social security number?

here's my most recent one.

Unclaims funds (USD16.7M) in my bank, No beneficiary and nobody know about this fund. I have made several enquiries to locate any of my late clients extended relatives but all efforts were unsuccessful. In my findings shows that your last name matches my late client. I hereby seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names. if you are interested, kindly provide me these information, your full name, address, telephone, fax number, age and marital status. Thank you, Mr. Nelson

he's a phisher!

Why are they all from Africa?

NDRU said:

Why are they all from Africa?

I had that same question...

PurpleJedi said:

XxAxX said:

my god man! aren't you afraid to post this here? what if Mr. Mugabe finds out??????

I heard about someone that actually turned the tables on them...pretended like he was going to go along with it, and when he got their bank info, he cleaned them out (or something like that).

:O there is a whole site dedicated to that! shit is HILARIOUS

littlemissG said:

here's my most recent one.

Unclaims funds (USD16.7M) in my bank, No beneficiary and nobody know about this fund. I have made several enquiries to locate any of my late clients extended relatives but all efforts were unsuccessful. In my findings shows that your last name matches my late client. I hereby seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names. if you are interested, kindly provide me these information, your full name, address, telephone, fax number, age and marital status. Thank you, Mr. Nelson

MAH GAWD

I used to get these a lot more... can't believe people actually fall for this.

Timmy84 said:

NDRU said:

Why are they all from Africa?

I had that same question...

Every day I scan my emails for "...Nigeria...$10m US...transfer..." and hit delete!

i love that his first name is shabalala.

cborgman said:

i love that his first name is shabalala.

I swear I just got one from Kermit the Frog!

NDRU said:

cborgman said:

i love that his first name is shabalala.

I swear I just got one from Kermit the Frog!

i have also gotten one from kermit the frog before.

i HIIIII-YAH'ed it into the spam folder.

cborgman said:

NDRU said:

I swear I just got one from Kermit the Frog!

i have also gotten one from kermit the frog before.

i HIIIII-YAH'ed it into the spam folder.

NDRU said:

Timmy84 said:

I had that same question...

Every day I scan my emails for "...Nigeria...$10m US...transfer..." and hit delete!

Knowing my e-mail, it's probably in the junk folder anyway. Now I can just delete the contents without clicking on it.

cborgman said:

i love that his first name is shabalala.

Riightt? Doctor Shabalala.

I cracked up the instant I saw that. I'm gonna have to use that pseudonym one day.

NDRU said:

Why are you just sharing his email help the poor man, he's in trouble.

NDRU said:

Why are they all from Africa?

There's so many countries in Africa nobody cares about so it's really easy to make up lies about the country's government.

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

Why are they all from Africa?

Scams are Nigeria's main source of income! Look at some of those countries - nobody has a job even

Come to think of it, the scam I got last time came from Nigeria too.

Timmy84 said:

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said: Scams are Nigeria's main source of income! Look at some of those countries - nobody has a job even

Come to think of it, the scam I got last time came from Nigeria too.

Was it from a prince?

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

Come to think of it, the scam I got last time came from Nigeria too.

Was it from a prince?

No.

Scammers!!!!

Check out 419eaters.com. It's a site where people mess with these scammers and sometimes even get money from them. Great reading!

[Edited 10/19/12 20:05pm]

Is it wrong if you get money from scamming the scammer?

Timmy84 said:

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said: Scams are Nigeria's main source of income! Look at some of those countries - nobody has a job even

Come to think of it, the scam I got last time came from Nigeria too.

Those were the most common internet scams.