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Bryant McKinnie is the target of a lawsuit that contends the Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman owes $375,000 for services accumulated at South Florida strip clubs between February 2009 and September 2010.

NBCMiami.com reported that Charles "Pop" Young, the father of rapper Trick Daddy, filed the lawsuit in Miami-Dade Circuit Court on Monday afternoon.

According to the suit, McKinnie agreed to square up with Young, even signing a promissory note. Young said McKinnie hasn't paid any of it. Young is seeking to recover the money plus interest, as well as his costs.

This hasn't been a great stretch financially for McKinnie, who agreed to a $1 million paycut from $3.2 million to $2.2 million to stay with the Ravens this summer. He's eligible to get the $1 million back if he plays in 50 percent of Baltimore's snaps, but he has spent the season on the bench behind Michael Oher.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000087482/article/bryant-mckinnie-is-sued-over-375k-in-stripclub-bills

[Edited 10/30/12 7:13am]

Graycap23 said:

Genuis at work:

Geniuses at work.

If he went to the scrip club 20 days a month, and scrip club dances cost $30 apiece, then he was getting 31.25 dances per night at the scrip club.

With all that weight on his lap, his knees have to be shot.

RodeoSchro said:

If he went to the scrip club 20 days a month, and scrip club dances cost $30 apiece, then he was getting 31.25 dances per night at the scrip club.

With all that weight on his lap, his knees have to be shot.

Dude was buying more than dances............

No comment.

now that would be an interesting complaint to draft

Graycap23 said:

RodeoSchro said:

If he went to the scrip club 20 days a month, and scrip club dances cost $30 apiece, then he was getting 31.25 dances per night at the scrip club.

With all that weight on his lap, his knees have to be shot.

Dude was buying more than dances............

"There is no sex in the Champagne Room..." :chrisrock:

Can't a pro athlete just meet some real women?