Top 5 Pederasts:

1 - The Pope

2 - Gary Glitter

3 - Chris Langham

4 - Roman Polanski

5 - Pete Townsend

Top 5 Dinosaurs:

1 - Stegosaurus

2 - Tyrannosaurus

3 - Brontosaurus

4 - Ichthyosaurus

5 - David Dimblebey

Top 5 Stamps of mine

1. Australia 1932 Sydney Harbour Bridge 5/- Very Fine Used, catalogue value - $500

2. Ireland 1937 5/- St Patrick Definitive, 1st watermark, unmounted mint - $480

3. Ireland 1937 10/- St Patrick Definitive, 1st watermark, unmounted mint - $450

4. Malta 1925 One Pound Melita Definitive series, mounted mint - $325

5. Ireland 1937 2/6 St Patrick Definitive, Ist watermark, Mounted mint - $300

Edit: People will bitch and get offended so fuck it.

[Edited 6/12/12 7:04am]

spookymuffin said:

Post your top 5 things here. Here are my top 5 haunted vaginas:

5 - [img:$uid]http://blog.prashantgorule.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/justin-bieber-youtube_record.jpg[/img:$uid]

top 5 numbers

5

4

3

2

1

My top five top fives

5. Top five foods

4. Top five ultimate vacation spots

3. Top five sex positions

2. Top five movies

1. Top five albums

My Top 5 hairstyles:

1. Straight

2. Curly

3. Braided

4. Dyed auburn

5. Weaved like them Kardashians

My top 5 fun injuries -

5 - Stubbed toe

4 - Falling Down Staircase

3 - Slipping on Ice (or other slippery surface)

2 - Object Thrown at Head

1 - Accidental Nut Shot

Lisa10 said:

My top 5 fun injuries -

5 - Stubbed toe

4 - Falling Down Staircase

3 - Slipping on Ice (or other slippery surface)

2 - Object Thrown at Head

1 - Accidental Nut Shot

can't belive standing on plug didn't make it!

RicoN said:

Lisa10 said:

My top 5 fun injuries -

5 - Stubbed toe

4 - Falling Down Staircase

3 - Slipping on Ice (or other slippery surface)

2 - Object Thrown at Head

1 - Accidental Nut Shot

can't belive standing on plug didn't make it!

That'll be somewhere in my top 10.

Lisa10 said:

RicoN said:

can't belive standing on plug didn't make it!

That'll be somewhere in my top 10.

papercut?

junk in your zipper? (gone all american!)

RicoN said:

Lisa10 said:

That'll be somewhere in my top 10.

papercut?

junk in your zipper? (gone all american!)

Papercut isn't dramatic enough for me. Unless it was, like, in a bum-crease or something.

and i've never witnessed zipper/junk accidents, personally. Though i'm sure i'd find it funny.

My husband did once manage to get his back closed (jammed) in the hinged side of a door. He couldn't work out what was causing him pain and kept on closing the door until he screamed like a girl. I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so much.

Lisa10 said:

RicoN said:

papercut?

junk in your zipper? (gone all american!)

Papercut isn't dramatic enough for me. Unless it was, like, in a bum-crease or something.

and i've never witnessed zipper/junk accidents, personally. Though i'm sure i'd find it funny.

My husband did once manage to get his back closed (jammed) in the hinged side of a door. He couldn't work out what was causing him pain and kept on closing the door until he screamed like a girl. I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so much.

how do yu get your back stuck in anything?!

my top 5 Ooooppsies

5 ~ congratulating a friend 4 being pregnant when she wasnt

4 ~ telling a customer that it was a good thing she didnt choose a certain design because it would look ugly... only 2 find out thats what she actually chose

3 ~ asking for a day off only on a pucklic holiday

2 ~ posting a birthday card 2 someone who died 18 months ago

1~ Wearing a dress the wrong way around

here are my five tops:

RicoN said:

Lisa10 said:

Papercut isn't dramatic enough for me. Unless it was, like, in a bum-crease or something.

and i've never witnessed zipper/junk accidents, personally. Though i'm sure i'd find it funny.

My husband did once manage to get his back closed (jammed) in the hinged side of a door. He couldn't work out what was causing him pain and kept on closing the door until he screamed like a girl. I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so much.

how do yu get your back stuck in anything?!

I know!

Top 5 Usernames I Am Both Surprised and Delighted to See Reappear on prince.org:

1. spookymuffin
2. spookymuffin
3. spookymuffin
4. spookymuffin
5. spookymuffin

XxAxX said:

here are my five tops:

i use to use mine to hum me to sleep when i was little

i loved that sound so much that soon as i saw the pic

i heard the sound

ThisOne said:

Top 5 Colours of mine

1. Red

2. Purple

3. Cream

4. Indigo

5. Crimson

The Top 5 Things That I, the Visionnaire, Tend To Masturbate Alot To

5. 80's work-out videos that I find on the ol' youtube.
4. Female orgers' profile pics (when I splooj, I aim for their smiles.... that is, if they're smiling.... & yes, I'm constantly having to clean the computer screen....but I consider that a small price to pay considering the pleasure that is derived.....)
3. Free onion booty porn from the internet.
2. To the fact that a disproportionately large amount of onion booty porn on the internet is free.
1. All sorts of various kinds of misc. pornographic materials that I have lying around (which, BTW, happens to be a substantially wide selection that spans just about every subject level that could possibly fit within the boundaries of what can be considered of as erotica and/or smut).

Visionnaire said:

Top 5 things that feel good!

1. Orgasms

2. Pooping

3. Getting tickles on your arms and legs

4. Hugs from someone you love

5. Foot massages

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

here are my five tops:

i use to use mine to hum me to sleep when i was little

i loved that sound so much that soon as i saw the pic

i heard the sound

even today when i find these things i'm up for buying them. love tops!