Cerebus said:

Everything I hate about super heroes wrapped up in one neat package!

Superman is supposed to be indestructible, is he not? He's supposedly has a plethora of bad ass powers, right? Powerful cold breath, x-ray vision, super speed, unlimited strength, impenetrable flesh... doesn't he even have like, lazer eyes or something? Yet he gets his ass kicked all the time by puny mutant types. Oh, and don't even get me started on kryptonite. P'shh!

Yes you stipulate some good points here.

To be honest, I don't really care about all that. I'm with LadyCasanova's interests. I would love to fuck and get a good fuck from Superman.

No oversized green bodybuilder for me. I believe what they say about body builders and their jewels.

dJJ said:

Cerebus said:

Everything I hate about super heroes wrapped up in one neat package!

Superman is supposed to be indestructible, is he not? He's supposedly has a plethora of bad ass powers, right? Powerful cold breath, x-ray vision, super speed, unlimited strength, impenetrable flesh... doesn't he even have like, lazer eyes or something? Yet he gets his ass kicked all the time by puny mutant types. Oh, and don't even get me started on kryptonite. P'shh!

Yes you stipulate some good points here.

To be honest, I don't really care about all that. I'm with LadyCasanova's interests. I would love to fuck and get a good fuck from Superman.

No oversized green bodybuilder for me. I believe what they say about body builders and their jewels.

Lets just hope that "faster than the speed of light" doesn't pertain to everything he does... including the bedroom

I recently re-watched most of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and was struck, once again, by how bad ass it would be to be Odo. What with him being a shapeshifter who is able to change himself, or parts of himself, into whatever object(s) he wants.

Y'all have active imaginations. I'm sure you get where I'm going with that.

Superman is a pussy. Hulk is going purely on murderous rage.

Hulk would win.

LadyCasanova said:

dJJ said:

Yes you stipulate some good points here.

To be honest, I don't really care about all that. I'm with LadyCasanova's interests. I would love to fuck and get a good fuck from Superman.

No oversized green bodybuilder for me. I believe what they say about body builders and their jewels.

Lets just hope that "faster than the speed of light" doesn't pertain to everything he does... including the bedroom

to the two of you!

...be careful what you ask for...

http://vimeo.com/11062847

Dren5 said:

Superman ins a pussy. Hulk is going purely on murderous rage.

Hulk would win.

Hulk might win his murderous rage, while Superman is having fun.

I choose the fun parts.

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

Lets just hope that "faster than the speed of light" doesn't pertain to everything he does... including the bedroom

to the two of you!

...be careful what you ask for...

http://vimeo.com/11062847

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you ain't gotta be no 'superhero' for that clip to pop off.

told you, i ain't had sexx in damn near two years.

who ever come first either get their head blowed off OR

gonna drownd either way IT'S GOIN DOWN!!!

The Hulk would one brick block at a time put his foot up Superman's ass. Talk about being jacked up.

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sextonseven said:

PurpleJedi said:

^^^I want that.

If you want to see a 'REAL' Batman vs. Captain America fight then get this book which does it RIGHT:

[Edited 5/16/12 19:30pm]

Just curious, why did Captain America fight Batman? What was their problems with each other?

dJJ said:

Dren5 said:

Superman ins a pussy. Hulk is going purely on murderous rage.

Hulk would win.

Hulk might win his murderous rage, while Superman is having fun.

I choose the fun parts.

It's not about what's most entertaining or fun, it's about who would do the most damage and win.

And Hulk would get further off of his rage than Superman would off of playing around. Hulk would probably get dirty and shove kryptonite up Superman's ass or something then watch him explode.

Supes would win cause he wears tights.

...Oh, now I'm CERTAIN he'd lose.

KingBAD said:

PurpleJedi said:

to the two of you!

...be careful what you ask for...

http://vimeo.com/11062847

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you ain't gotta be no 'superhero' for that clip to pop off.

told you, i ain't had sexx in damn near two years.

who ever come first either get their head blowed off OR

gonna drownd either way IT'S GOIN DOWN!!!

How you even paying attention to ANYTHING at school with college hotties all around you?

He (Chris Reeves) is/was really handsome as Superman. He actually looks like the comic book version. Piercing blue eyes, chiseled features, tall and muscular. I read that he gained weight for the role because he was a naturally thin man. Anyway, looking at Superman I and II, he got that panty droppin' swagger. If I was grown in the 70s/80s he coulda got it!

purplethunder3121 said:

Supes would win cause he wears tights.

All Superman has to do is to pick up the Hulk and fly him straight into the sun, end of Story.

kpowers said:

All Superman has to do is to pick up the Hulk and fly him straight into the sun, end of Story.

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

purplethunder3121 said:

kpowers said:

All Superman has to do is to pick up the Hulk and fly him straight into the sun, end of Story.

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Clark knows better not to mess with me

kpowers said:

purplethunder3121 said:

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Clark knows better not to mess with me

That's right! You probably already hit up on Lois Lane and ferreted out the Kryptonite secret from her drawers...

purplethunder3121 said:

kpowers said:

All Superman has to do is to pick up the Hulk and fly him straight into the sun, end of Story.

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Batman knows the weaknesses to all of his allies in the DC Universe, just in case any of them (especially Superman) go rogue.

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/JLA_Tower.jpg/250px-JLA_Tower.jpg[/img:$uid]

Have you ever readied the Tower of Babel storyline? Batman has a custom made red kyptonite in order to defeat Superman without killing him.

TonyVanDam said:

purplethunder3121 said:

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Batman knows the weaknesses to all of his allies in the DC Universe, just in case any of them (especially Superman) go rogue.

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/JLA_Tower.jpg/250px-JLA_Tower.jpg[/img:$uid]

Have you ever readied the Tower of Babel storyline? Batman has a custom made red kyptonite in order to defeat Superman without killing him.

Watch out Marvel Universe

TonyVanDam said:

purplethunder3121 said:

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Batman knows the weaknesses to all of his allies in the DC Universe, just in case any of them (especially Superman) go rogue.

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/JLA_Tower.jpg/250px-JLA_Tower.jpg[/img:$uid]

Have you ever readied the Tower of Babel storyline? Batman has a custom made red kyptonite in order to defeat Superman without killing him.

I used to read hella Superman comics when I was a kid...but that was back in the dinosaur days! The last Superman comic that I read--the whole series--was the death of Superman storyline. That was excellent! I remember Nicholas Cage kept trying to get the movie made...with him starring as Superman!

purplethunder3121 said:

kpowers said:

Clark knows better not to mess with me

That's right! You probably already hit up on Lois Lane and ferreted out the Kryptonite secret from her drawers...

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas

kpowers said:

purplethunder3121 said:

That's right! You probably already hit up on Lois Lane and ferreted out the Kryptonite secret from her drawers...

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas

Since when did Lois ever go to Vegas? I thought all this went down in Metropolis...

Nice Hulk vs Superman footage here.

http://www.worldstarhipho...k8039b3dAH

[Edited 5/18/12 14:04pm]

[Edited 5/18/12 14:05pm]

purplethunder3121 said:

kpowers said:

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas

Since when did Lois ever go to Vegas? I thought all this went down in Metropolis...

Summer of 99, that's all I'm going to say

BobbyDrake said:

This question was asked by a friend of mine the other day. If Marvel's The Incredible Hulk had a batter with DC's Superman, who would win.

I couldnt really be impartial on this one as I've been a big fan of the green guy since the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno days.

What do you guys think?

How is this even a question, let alone a thread?

DUH!

The Hulk still needs oxygen. 'Nuf said.

musicjunky318 said:

But truthfully it wouldn't even have to go there. She could just stop them in their tracks with telekinesis.

[img:$uid]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x24bVxh51rtpsduo1_500.gif[/img:$uid]

Jean is a wimp who acts as if everything gives her a headache.

Superspeed, knock her out.

musicjunky318 said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Everytime I saw a Hulk vs Superman battle in the comics, there was no clear winner - Hulk, Superman, Thor, Juggernaut, Gladiator, the Abomination are pretty evenly matched.

Jean Grey? Please. In World War Hulk, he wiped the floor with the X-Men, Fantastic Four, the Avengers and went toe-to-toe with Sentry. Hulk is strongest one there is!

Jean is the most powerful mutant in Marvel. She could destroy the Hulk with a thought and not break a sweat.

Oh please. Stopping something being throw at her takes all she has.

kpowers said:

purplethunder3121 said:

But, could Batman take on Superman?!

Clark knows better not to mess with me

Bring it Caped Crusader.

SUPRMAN said:

BobbyDrake said:

This question was asked by a friend of mine the other day. If Marvel's The Incredible Hulk had a batter with DC's Superman, who would win.

I couldnt really be impartial on this one as I've been a big fan of the green guy since the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno days.

What do you guys think?

How is this even a question, let alone a thread?

DUH!

The Hulk still needs oxygen. 'Nuf said.

in accord with a lot of the cartoons that are shown

dealin with 'star labs' (?)

he, superman, needs a space suit and seems to

get "knocked the fuck out" on a regular bassis.