how old is too old to fuck?

i mean fuck like rabbits for no reason.

not just fuck but talk about fuckin,

and if you THAT OLD how old is the YOUNGEST

thang you should be able to fuck, KNOWIN

that no matter how old she/he is, you went to school

with thier grandparent, or could have.

HOW OLD IS OLD???

KingBAD said:

how old is too old to fuck?

0. We've got to stop all this fucking business.

Ace said:

KingBAD said:

how old is too old to fuck?

0. We've got to stop all this fucking business.

not how old is too old to PROSTITUTE,

we already know rretirement age foe

whoes is 26y/o

KingBAD said:

Ace said:

0. We've got to stop all this fucking business.

not how old is too old to PROSTITUTE,

we already know rretirement age foe

whoes is 26y/o

You need to quit my friend hung up her "ho shoes" at 30 Imma say 60 is just too old to be doing some serious fucking. You can still rub a few things though

KingBAD said:

how old is too old to fuck?

i mean fuck like rabbits for no reason.

not just fuck but talk about fuckin,

and if you THAT OLD how old is the YOUNGEST

thang you should be able to fuck, KNOWIN

that no matter how old she/he is, you went to school

with thier grandparent, or could have.

HOW OLD IS OLD???

Dead.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

KingBAD said:

how old is too old to fuck?

i mean fuck like rabbits for no reason.

not just fuck but talk about fuckin,

and if you THAT OLD how old is the YOUNGEST

thang you should be able to fuck, KNOWIN

that no matter how old she/he is, you went to school

with thier grandparent, or could have.

HOW OLD IS OLD???

Dead.

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

whut an asshole

Never too old to put it in the hole.

HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

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HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

My imagination is currently loading this image. I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP!!!

KingBAD said:

HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

whut an asshole

Uh oh...which one(s) applied to you?

I'll be 117
U'll be still sayin' "Baby not 2 nite

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

KingBAD said:

whut an asshole

Uh oh...which one(s) applied to you?

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

ASSHOLE!!!

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

KingBAD said:

whut an asshole

Uh oh...which one(s) applied to you?

I won't know until I get there.

HotGritz said:

If you gotta take a pill to get the dick up, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya pussy hang down past ya knees, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya ass looks like wrinkled newspaper, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya can't remember who the president is, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya remember when bread cost 10 cents a loaf, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya tiddays can wrap around to ya shoulder blades, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya great-grandkids are grown, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya gotta put your teeth in before you can eat soft bread, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya think Betty White and Joan Rivers are hot pieces of ass, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya got more hair on your balls than on your face and it aint by choice, ya might be too old to fuck

If ya knew Prince when he was a little boy and you weren't.....ya might be too old to fuck

NO JOKE.

I was at having drinks after work yesterday, and these two old dudes were at the bar with their GAME ON.

One dude was like 80. No joke. I told my buddies that the lady he was with was probably his daughter. They argued that he was totally on a hook-up and getting some.

BUT the other dude sitting right next to me at the bar was an older Southern man...probably late 60's or early 70's even (hard to tell 'cuz you know what they say, "black don't crack" LOL). He was telling me and my buddies about when he was a boy down south picking watermelons ('cuz it built your shoulders up) and when they'd lift the tractor by one wheel and hold it until the diesel engine gave out ('cuz that's when you were a "man"). He def was all boozed-up (at one point he nudged me on the shoulder and damned near knocked me off the barstool!) BUT the lady-friend who he was with (I'm thinking late 40's/early 50's little white woman) was completely WASTED. You should've SEEN him work his magic. Hell at one point they went out "for a smoke" and didn't come back 'til about 45 minutes later.

Even the bartenders were guessing something was going on in the parking lot.

There is no doubt that when they left, he got some.

Yeah...age ain't nothin' but a number. If you got it, and it works, USE it.

If your heart can handle it when ur 70, 80, or what ever. Doesnt really matter. But i dont think alot do at that age cuz their sex drive is LOW as hell. Prollly non existent

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

KingBAD said:

how old is too old to fuck?

i mean fuck like rabbits for no reason.

not just fuck but talk about fuckin,

and if you THAT OLD how old is the YOUNGEST

thang you should be able to fuck, KNOWIN

that no matter how old she/he is, you went to school

with thier grandparent, or could have.

HOW OLD IS OLD???

Dead.

That's my philosophy.

As old as I get urrrrrrginzzz I guess I'll think that's the right age.

I guess a more important question might be HOW OLD is the oldest dick or pussy you'd lay hands/mouth/dick or holes on???

[Edited 4/7/12 21:44pm]