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GIRL FALLS FOR TREE AT MUSIC FESTIVAL To paraphrase Las Vegas' official tagline, what happens at Miami's Ultra music festival stays at the Ultra music festival. Well, assuming that you don't dump so many recreational chemicals (we're guessing here) into your bloodstream that you attempt to seduce a tree. Because that, friend, will be filmed from multiple angles and placed on YouTube before other festival-goers, including a grown woman in a bikini top and ballet tutu, have even stopped snickering at you. On the positive side, this could be an excellent supplement to your Forest Service job application and at least there's a video explanation as to why you found lichens in your underpants.
[Edited 3/28/12 16:10pm] i am KING BAD!!!
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Ahhhhhhhh, you gotta love youtube. if there's a pic, there's usually a video
i am KING BAD!!!
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you're supposed to HUG the tree. | |
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This doesn't make me miss hallucinogens, but I wish I looked more like a tree! My Legacy
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i wonder how the tree felt | |
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probably wondering when she'd get to the root My Legacy
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baby come back! don't just leaf me standing here alone.... | |
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I thought that "for" was a typo for sure Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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getting a woody! My Legacy
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just let me slip out of this bark into something a little more comfortable.....you | |
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she's like "my friends are gonna be soooooooo jelous when they see us together, i'll do you right here" i am KING BAD!!!
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this is so wrong. exploting people like this. i mean when she sobers up she going to be so embrassed. but hey! its the era of the net fame game | |
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bwaha! aww that poor thing. those girls couldn't have came and snatched her before she went down? 12/05/2011 ![]() P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! ![]() | |
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12/05/2011 ![]() P*$$y so bad, if u throw it into da air, it would turn into sunshine!!! ![]() | |
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i'm tryin to figure out WHUT DA FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PIC???
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This is a girl in a parc in Amsterdam, last week. Apparently someone slipped her some LSD. She was eventually taken to the hospital and traces of LSD were found in her blood. She claims she did not take the drug and now she's in hiding since she's embarrased as fuck.
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i dont c what the big deal is when men often fall 4 bushes.........
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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hope she's not hiding behind a tree mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Sooo.....I guess we've come to the conclusion that girls and drugs don't mix? Keenmeister | |
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that's jacked up. | |
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Leave her alone you lot. Ain't nothing wrong with branching out sexually. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! | |
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^exactly. she is entitled to explore her own budding attraction to flora if she chooses | |
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I'll bet that tree never called her again, either.
Trees are such pigs. | |
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^ nevermind. she will blossom on her own | |
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Sorry but I had to.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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you'll think different when she starts to bud i am KING BAD!!!
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she oughta nip this problem in the bud. | |
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are you suggestin an abortion i am KING BAD!!!
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