clever cat, getting rid of the no good men!!!!!

she's a cock screening pussy!!!!

No. They haffa make de pussy quint!

there are over 157,000 women (just in the u.s.)

stayin single and pullin their hair out

waitin for me to come along, or just call...

but i don't like bald headed women

Cats are very highly intuitive. They can sense a loser when they meet one. I think this may be the case with this woman's cat.

lol

Good one.............

" control" ...

Boriqua1130 said:

" control" ...

WhatdoUwantme2do said:

LMAOOOOO!!!!!

That was funny! Reminds me of my first cat. I had invited this guy to my apartment just for drinks and chat, and my cat literally attacked him. He (the man) was sitting on one end of the sofa and I was on the other end. Doris, my cat, was sitting in a chair opposite us looking at the man. All of a sudden she jumped down from the chair, walked to the sofa where the guy was sitting and jumped on his back and started clawing him! I didn't know what the hell was going on because I didnt actually see Doris attack him. I just saw the guy making these hideous faces and hollaring, "YOUR CAT!! YOUR CAT!!" When I realized what had happended, I heeded Doris' warning and got that man's ass out of my apartment! Found out later, he had killed a woman.

Shyra said:

That was funny! Reminds me of my first cat. I had invited this guy to my apartment just for drinks and chat, and my cat literally attacked him. He (the man) was sitting on one end of the sofa and I was on the other end. Doris, my cat, was sitting in a chair opposite us looking at the man. All of a sudden she jumped down from the chair, walked to the sofa where the guy was sitting and jumped on his back and started clawing him! I didn't know what the hell was going on because I didnt actually see Doris attack him. I just saw the guy making these hideous faces and hollaring, "YOUR CAT!! YOUR CAT!!" When I realized what had happended, I heeded Doris' warning and got that man's ass out of my apartment! Found out later, he had killed a woman.

i officially luv Dorris!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing at the image of her jumping that guy!!!! and thank God she did

Shyra said:

That was funny! Reminds me of my first cat. I had invited this guy to my apartment just for drinks and chat, and my cat literally attacked him. He (the man) was sitting on one end of the sofa and I was on the other end. Doris, my cat, was sitting in a chair opposite us looking at the man. All of a sudden she jumped down from the chair, walked to the sofa where the guy was sitting and jumped on his back and started clawing him! I didn't know what the hell was going on because I didnt actually see Doris attack him. I just saw the guy making these hideous faces and hollaring, "YOUR CAT!! YOUR CAT!!" When I realized what had happended, I heeded Doris' warning and got that man's ass out of my apartment! Found out later, he had killed a woman.

WTF?

ThisOne said:

Shyra said:

That was funny! Reminds me of my first cat. I had invited this guy to my apartment just for drinks and chat, and my cat literally attacked him. He (the man) was sitting on one end of the sofa and I was on the other end. Doris, my cat, was sitting in a chair opposite us looking at the man. All of a sudden she jumped down from the chair, walked to the sofa where the guy was sitting and jumped on his back and started clawing him! I didn't know what the hell was going on because I didnt actually see Doris attack him. I just saw the guy making these hideous faces and hollaring, "YOUR CAT!! YOUR CAT!!" When I realized what had happended, I heeded Doris' warning and got that man's ass out of my apartment! Found out later, he had killed a woman.

i officially luv Dorris!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing at the image of her jumping that guy!!!! and thank God she did

Yeah, she was a sweetheart. She died back in 1991. I had to take 2 days leave from work to grieve.

Shyra said:

ThisOne said:

i officially luv Dorris!!!!!!!

i couldnt stop laughing at the image of her jumping that guy!!!! and thank God she did

Yeah, she was a sweetheart. She died back in 1991. I had to take 2 days leave from work to grieve.

she saved your life, and will b remembered 4 ever!!!!

LOL @ "Marry Me?"

has anyone mentioned fur balls???????

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HAHA!