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Reply #60 posted 01/30/12 6:36pm

paintedlady

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HotGritz said:

paintedlady said:

Wait.... gay men find thugs fascinating enough to have fetish porn that features thugs? whofarted

Thug porn really? What makes the porn thuggish? Are they abusive during sex? Or is it based on stereotype? (sex on an impala with blacked out windows while wearing goofy baseball hats and dooky-width gold chains) ??? hmmm

hmmm I haven't seen porn in YEARS! I didn't want to see men wearing socks during sex, its a major turn off for me. sigh

*googles Paula Patton* I am too old to rememeber who Paula Patton is... boxed

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ohgoon Girl I've seen those thug porns and they are so gay and I mean that. Nothing thuggish about them except the clothes and even the clothes need some work.

And yes them mofos wear socks!!!!! Twas the socks and the backwards baseball caps that made it look weak. Its the same dudes over and over too. neutral

I just saw this!

They wear socks? No wonder I never sat through much porn.

I swear when I see socks on a man's feet I instantly think of an old man and I am done... all juices dry up and my legs instinctly cross. Done.

Let alone a baseball worn backwards during sex? Lawd no.... just no.

I liked seeing 50 cent in that jailhouse bathroom scene though. We need more man porn like that!

Dicks just flicking aound everywhere! Good times. nod

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Reply #61 posted 01/30/12 6:37pm

ScarletScandal

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Ooh! And he even gave me a free hair cut smile

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Reply #62 posted 01/30/12 6:39pm

KidaDynamite

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paintedlady said:

HotGritz said:

ohgoon Girl I've seen those thug porns and they are so gay and I mean that. Nothing thuggish about them except the clothes and even the clothes need some work.

And yes them mofos wear socks!!!!! Twas the socks and the backwards baseball caps that made it look weak. Its the same dudes over and over too. neutral

I just saw this!

They wear socks? No wonder I never sat through much porn.

I swear when I see socks on a man's feet I instantly think of an old man and I am done... all juices dry up and my legs instinctly cross. Done.

Let alone a baseball worn backwards during sex? Lawd no.... just no.

I liked seeing 50 cent in that jailhouse bathroom scene though. We need more man porn like that!

Dicks just flicking aound everywhere! Good times. nod

Yeah, them socks and shoes is a no go. disbelief

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Reply #63 posted 01/30/12 6:39pm

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cool ! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)

but um.... I need to ask...

how you put bruises on his asscheeks?

You too skinny or does he just not have enough assfat?

[Edited 1/30/12 18:41pm]

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Reply #64 posted 01/30/12 6:44pm

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I am hating on Scarlet's intercoiffure sex game right now.... so jealous.

I want my head shampooed by a guy like that!

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Reply #65 posted 01/30/12 6:44pm

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Ooh! And he even gave me a free hair cut smile

woot!

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Reply #66 posted 01/30/12 6:53pm

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kimrachell said:

ScarletScandal said:

Ooh! And he even gave me a free hair cut smile

woot!

AND he made me breakfast the next morning!

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Reply #67 posted 01/30/12 6:54pm

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paintedlady said:

cool ! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)

but um.... I need to ask...

how you put bruises on his asscheeks?

[Edited 1/30/12 18:41pm]

Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how.

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Reply #68 posted 01/30/12 7:02pm

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ScarletScandal said:

paintedlady said:

cool ! (regarding Scarlet's hairdo... all clean and looking good I am sure)

but um.... I need to ask...

how you put bruises on his asscheeks?

[Edited 1/30/12 18:41pm]

Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how.

You really trying to make sure he don't sit down at all!

You are evil and I bet he loved it. Oh... he gonna keep you!

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Reply #69 posted 01/30/12 7:11pm

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paintedlady said:

ScarletScandal said:

Cuz I beat tha pussy up! That's how.

You really trying to make sure he don't sit down at all!

You are evil and I bet he loved it. Oh... he gonna keep you!

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Reply #70 posted 01/30/12 8:57pm

Rococo

the degree of hotness coming from this thread. i really did enjoy this post. also did you know that apperently gay goth japanese porn is on the rise, get it?

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Reply #71 posted 01/30/12 9:30pm

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I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". lol

Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

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Reply #72 posted 01/30/12 9:34pm

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Cerebus said:

I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". lol

Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

[Edited 1/30/12 21:31pm]

It'll be alright. She's an actress, so she has more than one. And I haven't said his name or posted pictures or anything.

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Reply #73 posted 01/30/12 9:48pm

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Just spent the last 1/2 hour LAUGHING so damn hard I started crying!

hAHAHAH! best thread in years

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U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize
u simply imagined this
So u lean over and give her a kiss
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with u it's not so bad
Here on earth, here on earth
eye don't feel so sad
Stay right here
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Reply #74 posted 01/30/12 10:02pm

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wonder if he will write about this thread on his blog excited

a whore in sheep's clothing
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Reply #75 posted 01/30/12 10:13pm

NDRU

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Cerebus said:

I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". lol

Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

falloff

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Reply #76 posted 01/30/12 10:46pm

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NDRU said:

Cerebus said:

I'm sure they'll be totally stoked when somebody searches for "Paula Patton's hair stylist" and they find this thread. It's the top result on Google. The fifth result if you remove the word "stylist". lol

Edit: Unsure of the hair stylists sex, so I made in non-specific.

falloff

he'll be like that other guy with the google problem lol Santorum

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Reply #77 posted 01/30/12 11:48pm

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This right here is better than any of those so-called reality shows on TV. lol

I swear the org needs its own show on bravo. cool

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Reply #78 posted 01/31/12 5:48am

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^ yes! great idea! Ben could be the housemaster and the rest of us his flatmates. we'll have grouphug and scandalous encounters and the whole shebang!

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Reply #79 posted 01/31/12 5:52am

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kimrachell said:

ScarletScandal said:

falloff That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house smile

omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her. falloff

When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!! falloff

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Reply #80 posted 01/31/12 5:54am

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Well I just saw cerebus did the same thing! lol

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Reply #81 posted 01/31/12 9:37am

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tinaz said:

kimrachell said:

omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her. falloff

When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!! falloff

....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy sad

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Reply #82 posted 01/31/12 9:53am

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ScarletScandal said:

tinaz said:

When i read this thread yesterday, I was curious what he looked like, so I googled.. "paula pattons hair dresser' THIS THREAD was at the very top of the page!! falloff

....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy sad

hug

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Reply #83 posted 01/31/12 10:40am

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kimrachell said:

ScarletScandal said:

....and now this married man wants to meet me. I don't know what it is about me that makes people want to cheat. I'm tired of being the guy on the side. I want to be the MAIN guy sad

hug

Aww shit...I didn't realize how gay that sounds.

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Reply #84 posted 01/31/12 11:14am

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His breath will smell like dick for a week. Back wash and what not.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #85 posted 01/31/12 11:25am

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HotGritz said:

His breath will smell like dick for a week. Back wash and what not.

It won't smell like my dick! smile

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